56 Mint Jokes and Puns So Fresh They’ll Leave You Spearmintless

Prepare to be mint-boggled by an avalanche of minty humor that is as fresh as a morning dewdrop on a mint leaf! With a whopping 56 ingenious puns and jokes, mint lovers and pun enthusiasts alike are bound to find themselves cackling with laughter. You’ll be surprised at how this unassuming herb can inspire such hilarity. If you thought mint was just for freshening breath and decorating your drink, buckle up my friend, you’re in for a mintacular journey!

Don’t worry, these are no mint-meddled mumbo jumbos, but genuinely flavor-packed funnies poised to leave you rolling on the floor. Don’t pass on the chance to enjoy some jovial mint-ertainment. So, read on and treat your humor buds. Whether you’re a fan of peppermint, spearmint, or any-mint, we promise they’ll be so entertaining, they’ll mint-alize you with laughter!

  • What did the coin say to the mint? I don’t want to change!
  • Why was the mint feeling at ease in the art gallery? It was a master at apprecia-mint!
  • What do you call a hunting mint? A Spear-mint.
  • Which mint is the toughest mint to swallow? An abandon-mint.
  • Where are Californian sugar-free mints made? In Sacramentos!
  • What did the teacher say to the mint with good grades? That’s excelle-mint!
  • I stopped by the mall on my way home after work today to pick up a gift for my son’s birthday and I saw the strangest new store. It was a mint and gum store called Bad Breath and Beyond!
  • What do you call a mint given to a person you have only just met? An ice breaker.
  • How do you make a room full of sad children smile? Give them a funny card and a mint and their amuse-mint will go through the roof.
  • After my presentation, my daughter came up to me and gave me a mint that she had kept in her pocket and said “Good job mommy! ” I really appreciated the acknowledge-mint!
  • What is a mint’s favorite sport? Bad-mint-on!
  • What do employers require of mints that are applying for a new job? A complete employ-mint history.
  • What do you get when you cross a mint with a pepper? A chilly pepper!
  • How do mints share humor with their family and friends on the internet? They send meme-mentos to each other.
  • What do mints usually cook with? An ele-mint!
  • What do mints use to deal with aches and pains? Oint-mint!
  • When the Christmas decorations were brought out and set on the floor in front of the tree, the candy canes all started to freak out. Curious as to their plight, the string lights asked them what was wrong, to which they replied “we’re going to get hung tonight! ”The string lights tried to reassure the candy canes that they would be fine but there was no calming them down at all. Hours later, the lights were twinkling and the candy canes were dangling and the lights realized that the candy canes really mint what they said.
  • What do you call a socially aware mint? An enlighten-mint!
  • Why do people consider mints to be a smart accompaniment with their dinner? Because mints make cents.
  • What would happen if the US stopped minting currency? I’m not sure either, but I do know it wouldn’t make any sense.
  • What do mints study in school? Edu-mint-aries!
  • Why did the mint thank the cashier? It finally got change for once!
  • What do mints do on vacation? They enjoy the entertain-mint!
  • Why was the mint so popular at the party? It was the real life-of-the-party mint!
  • What do you call a dyslexic breath mint? A tac-tic!
  • Why don’t mints make good secret agents? Because they’re always being coined!
  • What do mints say when they meditate? Ommmm-mint!
  • Why do anarchists dislike mints so much? Because of the Governmint!
  • What do mints do every day? They accomplish-mint!
  • Why are kombucha and ginger beer such popular beverages? Because people really enjoy the results of their fer-mint-ation process.
  • What do you call a mint that has not eaten for multiple days? A thin mint!
  • What is the term for a mint that no longer needs to work? Retire-mint!
  • What made the mint jelly so nervous about the upcoming dinner party? It knew it would be going on the lamb again.
  • The barista asked if I wanted to try the new Christmas specialty coffee today and I said “Sure, why not. ” When I took the first sip I was filled with amaze-mint.
  • What do you call table sauces that come with a free breath freshener? Condi-mints!
  • Why did the mint think it was in a horror movie? It was melting away into oblivion like a misty-mint!
  • What did the rancher say to the mint? You are a refresh-mint!
  • Why did the army of mints call for backup so early in the battle? Because they needed more arma-mints and reinforce-mints!
  • Why was the mint sad after the party? It lost all its refresh-mints!
  • Why was the mint feeling unwell? It had a case of peppermint pox!
  • How do mints accept change? With great adjust-mint!
  • What do you call memorabilia made from mints? Me-mentos!
  • Why was the mint excited about its new job? It was an employm-mint!
  • What are mints that always pull pranks called? Mischief-mints!
  • What makes new coins so easy to identify from the rest of the coins in circulation? You can still smell the fresh mint on them!
  • What is the name of the condition for someone that can’t stop drinking holiday beverages? A mint condition!
  • What do you give a scientist with bad breath? An experi-mint!
  • My wife and I decided to spend the afternoon in the hotel and, while relaxing, I put a bunch of mints on her feet while we talked. She gave me a smirk, wiggled her toes and said “Thanks for the tic tac toes! ”
  • What did the computer say to the mint? You refresh me!
  • What is the favorite mint of all ship captains sailing in icy waters? Icebreakers.
  • Why was it such a big deal when the restaurant ran out of complementary mints? Because it was a real predica-mint!
  • Why don’t mints ever lie? They always speak the tooth!
  • How do mints stay safe at night? With their alarm-mint!
  • What seasoning is spicy yet cold? Pepper-mint!
  • What is a mint’s favorite music style? Instru-mint-al!
  • What do mints do when they have too much to handle? They arrange a substitute-mint!

That leaves us with a seriously fresh collection of 56 mint jokes and puns. Picked straight from the humor garden, they’re brilliantly green in their originality, with a flavor of laughter that leaves your comedic taste buds seriously satisfied. Remember, anyone who argues that mint jokes aren’t good enough, that person needs to chill out! Maybe offer them a mint, because they obviously didn’t get a piece of this cool humor! See you on the chill side!