58 Hay-larious Scarecrow Jokes You’re Just Dying to Know

Are you ready to roll in the aisles with laughter, or should we say, ‘fields’? Prepare yourself for a cornucopia of chuckles as we delve into the world of scarecrows – those straw-filled, raven-repelling fellas, who’ve been standing around in our fields without so much as a ‘caw’ for conversation. Don’t worry, we’ve harvested all the best scarecrow jokes and puns that are sure to leave you ‘croaking’ with laughter. And no, we’re not ‘kidding’ around this time!

Hold on to your hat, or your crow if you will, these aren’t your average, ‘run-of-the-mill’ gags. Nuh-uh! We’ve got 58 rib-ticklers that promise to be the ‘pick of the crop’. Get ready to sow the seeds of hilarity as we plow through this side-splitting list. Get set to reap a full harvest of laughs from this field of funnies… after all, even scarecrows could do with a bit of ‘corny’ humor every now and then!

  • Do you know what to call the scarecrow that isn’t being used? I do, that’s my sparecrow.
  • A scarecrow is a great date, they never eat too much since they are already stuffed.
  • What do you call a scarecrow who won’t retire? Old Mc-Darn-It.
  • Have you ever seen a homeless scarecrow panhandling out on the streets? It is such a bummer when he keeps asking if anyone can spare a few straws.
  • I was really upset that the scarecrow was stolen and told the police that this was the last straw!
  • The scarecrow doesn’t make the best money for his job, but it is fair celery.
  • The newest scarecrow dance trend is the sweep since they can use all their straws.
  • When the scarecrow had a baby, it named it Hay Bail, after its grandmother.
  • Why is the scarecrow wise? Because every day he is outstanding in his field.
  • When the scarecrow got promoted, he was stuffed with pride.
  • Why do scarecrows not go to prom? Because they hate crowds.
  • The scarecrow won an award for being positively outstanding in his field.
  • Scarecrows are awful comedians, they’re way too corny.
  • Why do scarecrows never oversleep? Because the crowing wakes them up.
  • The scarecrow decided to start a podcast called ‘Field Talk’.
  • Every autumn, the scarecrow throws a party, a harvest ball.
  • The scarecrow priest always ended his prayers on Sunday with a “Hay Men. ”
  • The scarecrow decided to follow the family tradition because, the way he saw it, it was in his jeans.
  • The poor scarecrow was overcome with sickness and died. When the coroner autopsied him, it was found he had died from hay fever.
  • My scarecrow is also a detective. We call him Strawlock Holmes.
  • I once tried to draw straws with a scarecrow over some undecided matter but he just came completely unraveled.
  • The scarecrow became a baker. His speciality was making straw-berry pies!
  • The last straw in our friendship was when he used the raw materials from my scarecrow to feed his old horse.
  • Do you think that scarecrows always drink with a straw?
  • The scarecrow in Oz gets really hot and dusty sometimes, so he sings his favorite song… “If I only had some rain…”
  • I heard about a scarecrow who moved to the big city and constantly went to the all-you-can-drink restaurants. When I asked why I found out he was apparently trying to stuff himself full of new straws.
  • Do you know why the scarecrow went trick-or-treating? Well, he is really tired of always having a bag full of straws.
  • What did the scarecrow say on Halloween? Trick or wheat!
  • The scarecrow doesn’t like fast food, he prefers field-to-fork!
  • The scarecrow absolutely refuses to stand out in the radish field. It’s because of the one tie that he got beet up.
  • Camels absolutely hate scarecrows. That’s because the scarecrow is full of the potential to break the camel’s back with one last straw.
  • Have you heard about the scarecrow who became a writer? He penned the best straw-ies.
  • Scarecrows make great musicians due to their perfect pitch.
  • Have you ever seen someone fighting with a scarecrow and thought, “well, he’s only clutching at straws”?
  • The scarecrow told the child who was dressed like an ear or corn for Halloween that his costume was a maize-ing!
  • Turnip the Beet is the best local scarecrow DJ I have ever seen.
  • Scarecrows never have trouble finding a dancing partner; they always pick up the corniest one.
  • The scarecrow got a pet, a straw-dog.
  • What is the best crop for a scarecrow to stand watch over? It beets me.
  • Why do scarecrows never gossip? Because they believe in crop talk!
  • What’s a scarecrow’s favourite drink? Hay-tea.
  • If you ask a scarecrow what his favorite fruit is, he is more than likely going to tell you it’s strawberries.
  • On Thanksgiving, we always have to make extra stuffing if we invite the scarecrow. It’s his favorite food.
  • What do scarecrow’s use to write? A quill of straw.
  • The cabbage is the all-around winner of the scarecrow race since he is always a head.
  • The scarecrow started a hashtag movement called #HayLife.
  • I always know when a scarecrow is greeting me. The “HAY! ! ” is very memorable.
  • What are a scarecrow’s favourite books? ‘The Great Fields’ and ‘Of Mice and Straw’.
  • The scarecrow was on a diet, you could say he was going ‘grain’ free.
  • There are two main reasons that a scarecrow has a hard time sharing his secrets. First, the corn has big ears, and second, the potatoes all have eyes.
  • The scarecrow was totally convinced that the farmer was magic after he made the tractor turn into a field.
  • Scarecrows don’t need a weather forecast, they are always in tune with the field’s climate.
  • The scarecrow never got lost during the day because he always followed the straw-light.
  • Do you know what moos and is made up of hay? It’s just a scarecow.
  • Why was the scarecrow’s friend so loyal? Because they always stuck to the straw of their bond.
  • There are other types of scarecrows, one that has paws and claws standing out in the field is called a bearcrow.
  • Scarecrows try to avoid hanging with livestock at all costs, especially cows. They do this because they are terrified that it might cost them an arm and a leg.
  • The scarecrow ran from the first little pigs house after the wolf blew it down screaming and crying about the house of horror he had just seen.

Well folks, that’s all the straw we’ve got for today! You’ve almost burst your seams laughing with our 58 hay-larious scarecrow jokes, haven’t you? We certainly hope you’ve enjoyed this harvest of humor as much as we did! Remember, it’s all in good fun, and there’s no harm in a little caw-niness sometimes. Just keep it light, don’t be too corn-y, and remember: stand tall, even if you’re stuffed with hay! Now, go on and share these knee-slappers with your friends. After all, laughter is always the best feed for the soul.