49 Squeaky Clean Soap Puns That Will Make Your Day Soaper Fun

Prepare to get sudsy with laughter! Unleash a tidal wave of chuckles as we present you with a bubble-filled list all about – you guessed it – SOAP! That’s right, our fascination with cleanliness has bubbled over into the realm of humor, creating a concoction of puns and jokes that are sure to cleanse your funny bone and leave a shine of mirth in your day.

These 49 bubbles of joy have been specially formulated for maximum hilarity. They are specially designed to burst into laughter, leaving no dirty residue of a bad day. But readers beware: Even those with a mild sense of humour may find it difficult to rinse off the fun and laughter once they dive in. So come on in – the water’s warm, the laughter is flowing, and the soapy puns are oh, so irresistible! Let’s turn your day into a soaper fun one.

  • What is soap’s favorite meal? Bubble and squeak.
  • I was puzzled by the soap disappearing from the bathtub three times in a single week, so I set up a security camera outside the door to catch the culprit. I caught that robber ducky red-handed!
  • I went to have a shower earlier today after a long workout and couldn’t find soap anywhere in the bathroom. I’m still pretty salty from the whole situation.
  • Why did the soap bar break up with the hand soap? It couldn’t handle the bubbles.
  • Why was the soap blushing? Because it saw the showerhead naked.
  • What kind of soap does the invisible man prefer to use? Clean & Clear!
  • If a showerhead could talk, what would it say to the conditioner? ‘Get outta hair already, would ya? ’
  • What do you call it when someone only uses shampoo in their hair? Unconditional self-love!
  • Why is soap the best mediator? Because it always cleans up the mess.
  • What do you call a parcel that comes in the mail containing different soaps from all over the world? A giant pack of lyes!
  • What is considered to be the cleanest form of musical entertainment that you can attend as a live show? A soap opera.
  • I saw a soap at a comedy bar, it cracked up everyone with its clean jokes.
  • Why did the soap cross the road? It was chasing the bubble.
  • With the current state of farming and trying to make a living, I’ve decided to diversify my business into making soap on the side. I came up with the perfect name for a farm-fresh soap too. I call it Hogwash!
  • What do you call a comedian soap? Laugh-out-louds (lather-outs!).
  • We threw a party for soap. It was a real foam-fest.
  • I was having a shower the other day and everything was fine until I got the new shampoo I was using in my eyes. Suddenly, the whole house was in the midst of a soap opera.
  • I was having a conversation with a man at the pub the other day who was well mannered, but clearly had poor hygiene and a definite love for word play. I told him as much and he asked “Do you know what you call that? ” to which I replied “No, what? ” “PunGent! ”
  • Why did the soap go on a rollercoaster? It wanted to feel bubbly inside.
  • I’ve tried a dozen different specialty shampoos and conditioners that all claim they will help eliminate dandruff, but none of them seem to work. I would love to solve the problem, but it’s a total head scratcher!
  • Why did the soap go to the bank? To make a clean transaction.
  • Why don’t soaps ever get lost? Because they use the soap-nav.
  • It was my turn to clean up after the family breakfast today, but I couldn’t find dish soap anywhere. I became more and more frustrated in my search before it Dawn-ed on me that the new bottle could be found under the sink.
  • Why was the soap the hero of the story? It always came out clean and saving the day.
  • When a bull fighter finishes up their show for the day, what soap do they rely on to get clean? Olay!
  • Have you heard about the soap actor? He had a bubbly personality on and off-screen.
  • Why is soap so smart? It got all A’s in bubbly-nomics.
  • Why was the door to door salesman arrested for selling organic soap with exotic ingredients like endangered rainforest animal droppings? Because he was selling a bunch of scampoos!
  • You might be a nerd if, when you are taking a shower and you realize you have run out of shampoo, you grab your bottle of body wash and proceed to voice-act a scene from Star Wars and say “Help me body wash, you’re my only soap! ”
  • What do you call someone who claims to work in a factory where their job is to add a single, yet critical ingredient during the process of making soap? A lye-er!
  • What is the difference between dirty DNA and clean DNA? Hygiene!
  • How can you tell you have a good soap pun on your hands? It easily slips through your fingers when you try to recall it.
  • I saw a small bowl below the hand soap dispenser filled with soap and thought to myself “This is the strangest dish soap I’ve ever seen. ”
  • What is soap’s favorite tv show? Lather of the Rings.
  • Why was the soap so depressed? Because it had a case of the big sud.
  • What does soap use to take notes? A detergent pen.
  • Why was the soap good in baseball? Because it always makes a clean sweep.
  • My type of soap is stand up. It cleans up and cracks me up.
  • The store where my wife goes to get all of her fancy soap and body washes decided to try a new line of soaps to appeal to the save the oceans audience. It was a good idea, but I think it missed the mark in naming. They called it ‘All Porpoise Cleaner. ’
  • Why did the soap get a ticking off? It was always lathering around.
  • Why didn’t the police catch the thief that hit the soap store in the mall the other day? Because the suspect had already made a clean getaway by the time the police arrived.
  • Why did the soap join a band? It wanted to make some foam funking sounds.
  • Why is it so ridiculous to have an argument about whether soap bars or gel soap is better to use? Because it’s a slippery soap either way.
  • Did you hear about the detective soap? It claims it can uncover any grime.
  • What do astronomers look for in a hair shampoo? Beef infusion for meatier showers!
  • Why should you always avoid smelling your hands when leaving a public washroom, regardless of how nice the soap smells? Because anyone seeing you smelling your hands after coming out of the bathroom won’t be thinking you are smelling your hands for a soap scent.
  • The name ‘Head & Shoulders’ just seems strange when people with really long hair use it. A more accurate name would be Knees & Toes I think.
  • When soap watches a horror movie, it often says, I got soap-scared.
  • I tried to catch my fallen soap and said, No slippering away this time.

Well, that’s it folks! We’ve lathered you up with our 49 bubbliest soap puns until you were absolutely rinsed with laughter. Whether they left you feeling moisturized with mirth, scrubbed up with silliness, or just plain washed up, we hope your day is now soaper than ever! Until next time keep your humor sudsy, your bath warm, and don’t drop the punchline!