56 Pie Puns That’ll Make You Scream for a Slice of Humor

Get ready to dig into the tasty world of pastry puns that will leave you craving for a slice of humour! Embark on this laughter-filled journey with not one, not two, but a whopping 56 delightful pie puns guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and maybe even whet your appetite.

Whether you’re a pie lover, a humour enthusiast or a passionate wordplay aficionado looking for a light-hearted chuckle, this masterfully baked list of puns is the perfect treat for you. Read on, savour each pun as if it were a slice of your favourite pie, and be prepared to laugh till your sides ache! You’ll find there’s no better recipe for fun than a flaky, whimsical pie pun. Bring on the pun-fetti!

  • Why do pies go to the dentist so much? Because they need filling.
  • What’s the catchphrase of pie’s favorite sci-fi movie. May the slice be with you.
  • What’s the favorite book of pie mathematicians? The life of pie.
  • What is Britney Spears latest pie inspired song? Do you want a piece of me baby?
  • What kind of pies do sharks most often order after dinner? Octu-pie.
  • Where do most pie children learn to read and write? Pie-mary school.
  • Why do pie lovers seek sugared pies? They are hoping to find a sweetie pie.
  • What do you call a pie made out of apples and crabs? A crab apple pie.
  • What pie do ghosts love the most? Boo-berry.
  • I just hope that we can find piece on Earth through yummy treats.
  • How do most pie fairy tales end? And they lived apple-y ever after.
  • Why do apples frequently become clowns in the circus? They love, apple-ause.
  • What did the hippie pie say before leaving the room? Piece out.
  • Why did the baker love ugly pies? Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
  • What did the baker pie proclaim to the world? You bake me so happy.
  • What did the male pie say to his jealous mate? I only have pies for you.
  • You’re my sweetie pie.
  • How do apple pines and Christmas trees line up? They form pine-apple pie.
  • What do gourd pie lovers appreciate most? Gourdgeous pies.
  • Why are there so few pie pilots flying for the airlines? For most, being a pilot is a pie-in-the-sky dream.
  • We need to be careful in these waters while shipping the pastries. There are pie-rates out here.
  • What was the caption connected to the female Instagram pie model’s photos? Feast your pies on this.
  • What do 8 legged pies say to one another? You occu-pie my thoughts.
  • What happens at a pie baker athletic competition? The winner bakes all.
  • What’s one of the very best filling for a pie? Those you can sink your teeth into?
  • Oh don’t be such a crab apple.
  • What did the Egyptian king love as a pie for dessert? The kind mummy used to bake.
  • How do pies express romance for one another? They say they have fillings for one another.
  • What excuse did the female pie give when she bought an ultra-expensive outfit? It caught my pie.
  • What’s better, a whole pie or a half pie? A whole pie because they look a-round.
  • hy did the pie go to a psychiatrist? It had too many layers., Chicken pies never play hide and seek because good luck hiding when you’re chicken pot pie., What did the pie say to the fork? ‘You wanna piece of me?’, Why do mathematicians love pies? Because it’s the perfect way to explain the concept of 3.14., What’s a cow’s favorite kind of pie? Moo-shroom pie., What did the crust say to the filling? You complete me., Why was the pie a great musician? It always had perfect pitch… and a fantastic fill., Why did the pie go to therapy? It couldn’t deal with the pressure of being a ‘wholesome’ dessert., Who won the pie baking competition? The pie-thoneer with an avant-garde recipe., Why was the pie embarrassed? It realized it was half-baked., What did the cherry pie ask the apple pie? Are we in the same fill-ing?, Why don’t pies ever compete in a race? Because they prefer to take things a la mode., What is a pie lover’s favorite novel? The Great Gats-pie., What makes a pie a good writer? Delicious fill-ing that adds depth to the story., What’s a pie’s favorite dance move? The Pie-rhoette., Why was the pie always calm under pressure? It didn’t crust easily., Why failed the pumpkin pies public speaking class? It was too ‘gourd’ in front of an audience., Why do pies make good actors? Because they can get into any fill-ing., Why don’t pies play poker in the wild? There’s too many cheetahs., Why did the pie get the job promotion? It was flaky, but it had a good fill-ing., Why didn’t the pie want to go out on a date? It was too full of itself., What did the pizza say to the pie? You’re a dish, but I’m a whole meal., What do you call a never-ending pie? A Pi-thon
  • Why did the famous pie sex-bomb wear such sexy outfits? She wanted to Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
  • What happens when you drop your phone into the pie filling and bake it? You get an Apple pie.
  • Why are pies so expensive in Cuba? They are loved by the pirates of the Caribbean.
  • What do you call a new jogger crossed with an apple pie? A puffed pastry?
  • Why are gold pies so expensive? 24-carrots on top is not cheap.
  • Why don’t pies often go to bars? Because most bars don’t serve desserts.
  • What do pies frequently shout in Texas? Remember the a la mode.
  • What’s the most popular exercise for pies? Not Yoga or aerobics but pie-lates.
  • What’s the latest pie rap song? Slice, slice baby.
  • What trait do vampire pies have the most? Love at first bite.
  • Looking for a sweet compliment for your pie girlfriend? Tell her pie love spending time with you.
  • What do pie crust parents frequently say to their kids? I crust you. You can do it!
  • How do pies know when another is attracted to them? When one says “pie think I love you” to another.
  • What do people say to parents of pie babies? What a cutie pie.
  • What do sports coaches say to their teams at the bakery high school? Keep your eye on the pies.
  • What is a monkey’s favorite dessert? Banana cream pie.
  • Why are apples favored and not worms? Have you ever eaten a worm pie?
  • What did the male pie say to his apple pie sweetheart? You are the apple of my pie
  • How did the Miss America contest win the prize from the pie judges? She wished for world piece for all.
  • Who is a pie’s favorite Spice girl? Pumpkin pie spice.
  • I crust you!
  • What do dwarf bakers sing? Pie ho! Pie ho! It’s off to work we go.
  • What was our first president’s favorite dessert? Cherry pie.
  • What do pie lovers say to one another? Pie love you very much.
  • What do you call sea thieves who only steal pies? Pie-rates.

Well, there you have it folks — our baker’s dozen multiplied by a bit over four, brimming with decadent layers of comical crust, and sumptuous wordplay filling. Each pun is as separately satisfying as an overflowing pan of Grandma’s homemade apple pie, but unlike said pie, you can feast on these delightful puns without loosening your belt! Remember, no pie-in-the-sky pun is ever too flaky to share! Until next time, keep rolling out the crust of hearty laughter because a slice of humor really is the best finish to every meal…or list.