72 Mushroom Puns That’ll Sprout Laughter in Every Fungi Fan

Get ready to sauté your expectations, as we take you on a wild ride through the undergrowth, teeming with mushroom mischief. If you’re a pun-loving foodie, or just someone who enjoys a good giggle at wordplay, we’ve got a list ripe and ready for your reading delight.

Sprinkle the essence of humor throughout your day, nourished by our selection of 72 rib-tickling, earthy puns and jokes that are all about, you guessed it, mushrooms! Fun-gis and gals will find plenty to chuckle about in this mushroom medley of hilarity. So settle in comfortably, because this mycelium of mirth can sprout laughter quicker than a mushroom in moist woodlands! Get ready to embark on a pun-derful journey that promises a batch of laughter bigger than an oversized puffball!

  • Why did the mushroom never get lost? It always took the right path-o-gen!
  • Where do mushrooms go to fly? The air portabella.
  • How do you tell a good mushroom from a toxic mushroom? Have your friend try it first.
  • What do mushrooms eat when they go camping? Spores.
  • What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
  • Why did the mushroom become a sailor? He wanted to be a sea-shroom!
  • I had a friend named Gus that was a lot of fun to be around. He was never the same when his girlfriend broke up with him. She would rather be around a fun gi than a fun Gus.
  • What did the mushroom say to the veggie platter? I’m a funghi to be a-raw-nd!
  • I was warning my son about the dangers of doing drugs. I told him about my friend that went crazy from doing too many mushrooms. He asked if it was true. I told him my friend became a spore addict.
  • Why did the mushroom never sleep late? Because he was up at the crack of dawn, dew!
  • A mushroom walked into a bar. There was not much room for him to sit. The mushroom wanted to stay anywhere because he was a fun gi.
  • What type of mushroom is the easiest to take on the go? The portobello.
  • I wanted to tell a job about fungus. I did not have enough shroom to fit it on the page.
  • Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he’s a fungi!
  • I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
  • Why did mushroom turn down the job offer? It didn’t have mush-room for growth!
  • Why did the mushroom start a charity? Giving back gives me so mushroom joy!
  • Make sure that mushroom doesn’t run me over in that fast spores car!
  • What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
  • How did the mushroom ask his sweetheart on a date? He said there’s so mushroom in my heart for you!
  • Why was the mushroom always the first to leave the party? He didn’t need mush time to get ready!
  • Why did the celebrity mushroom turn down an autograph? He was too big of a fungi star!
  • Why did the mushroom choose an easy hike? He was not much of a morel climber!
  • Most mushrooms are cool to hang around. Every now and then you will find a skittalky.
  • I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
  • How come the mushroom family does not donate money? They were two spore.
  • Why did the mushroom have to leave the party? Too many fungis came and there was not mush room left.
  • Why did Ms. Mushroom accept a date with Mr. Mushroom? She heard he was a fungi to be around.
  • How did the mushroom react to the bad news? He said, I truffle to understand.
  • What mushrooms is the prettiest? The porta bella.
  • Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
  • If you fill a suitcase with toadstools you will not have mushroom for anything else.
  • Why are mushrooms always allowed at parties? They are fun guys.
  • What do you call a mushroom with rhythm? A fun-groove-i!
  • Why did the mushroom make a great detective? He was good at spore-ensics!
  • How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
  • How do you describe a mushroom who writes poetry? A ling-zhi!
  • I was not allowed to study mushrooms at school. They said it did not fit a fun gi like me.
  • A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
  • Why did the author carry around a book on mushrooms? He was told that it was portabella.
  • Mario does not get bigger after eating the magic mushroom. He gets higher.
  • What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
  • I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
  • I found some mushrooms growing on the ceiling of my apartment. I asked my
  • Why was the mushroom always in good shape? It kept a strict diet of lichen!
  • Why don’t mushrooms like going to school? They are not always spore d.
  • What do you call a mushroom that plays music? A decomposer.
  • Why did the mushroom always win at poker? Because he had a high flush room!
  • I was going to make a garlic mushroom sauce for my pasta. I realize I did not have the thyme to make it.
  • What advice did the older mushroom give to the young one? Keep your spore-it high no matter what!
  • Why didn’t the mushroom want to stand on the mantlepiece? He was afraid of being a shelf fungus!
  • Have you seen the mushroom car? It goes shroom shroom.
  • I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
  • How do you describe a mushroom who’s not shy? Out-spore-ing!
  • I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
  • What room can you make a delicacy out of? A mushroom.
  • I once heard you are what you eat. I ate some mushrooms and that turned me into a fun gi.
  • What room cannot be booked at a hotel? The mush room. It has been reserved for the fungi.
  • What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
  • Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
  • Why did the fungi leave the party? There was not much room left to stand.
  • Why did the girl dislike mushrooms? They were too mushy for her.
  • Why did the mushroom always come first in races? Because he’s a fast toadstool!
  • When did the mushroom turn into a boring guy? When he met an anti fun gal.
  • What did the mushroom say to his girlfriend? I have mush room in my heart for you.
  • Why did the mushroom go to culinary school? He was a champignon at cooking!
  • Why is Toad more fun to hang out with than Luigi? He’s a fungi.
  • Why did the mushroom become a banker? He was a fun-guy to invest in!
  • There are many jokes about mushrooms. You need to be patient enough to allow them to grow on you.
  • Why did the mushroom’s ex-girlfriend need to call the police? He was stalking her.
  • What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
  • What is blue and can be found under a mushroom. Smurf poop.

Whether you’re a mycologist, a gourmet, or just a fun guy who loves a good laugh, we hope these 72 mushroom puns had you rolling on the forest floor in laughter! Just remember – in the wide world of fungi fun, nothing is toadstooly ridiculous or far-fetched. Mushrooms might look small, but when it comes to pun-tential, they’re a gigantic cap sitting on a stem of hilarity. Keep cultivating those smiles and laughs, because laughter is the best kind of fungus that should sprout in everyone’s heart. Until we spore you with the next batch of puns, keep your humor well-watered and blooming wildly!