93 Buzz-Worthy Bee Puns That’ll Have You Rolling in Hive-sterics

Buzzing into action, gather round honey lovers, it’s time to sweeten up your mood! Delve into a delightful honey pot of charming humor that will tickle you right in your funny bee-nacles. Within this honeycomb, you’ll un-bee-lievably find not just 10, not just 20, but 93 captivating bee puns! Even the queen bee herself would give these a royal stamp of approval.

But hold onto your stingers! Inside this hive of hilarity, we’ve got every bee-related jingle and jest to keep you buzzing with laughter. Whether you’re drone or worker, grown or little larva, our selection of bee puns and jokes is fit for all populations of the hive. Bumble on in, and let the pollen of punnery tickle your funny antennas. It’s going to be swarmingly spectacular, we promise it won’t bee boring!

  • The only thing more dangerous than being with a fool is fooling with a bee. .
  • That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!
  • What do you call a bee born in between April and June? A Maybe.
  • What did the bee say to his girlfriend? “I can’t help pollen in love with you. ”
  • The bee that resides in America is also known as a USB.
  • Bees all loved The Beatles and their “Let it Bee” album.
  • Bees that are born in the month of May are considered to be May-Bees.
  • How did the bumble bee lose an eye? With a beebee gun.
  • The worker bee decided to vacation in Stingapore last year.
  • What is a bee’s favorite sport? Rug-bee.
  • All bees love the honey-moon phase.
  • What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!
  • A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb.
  • The one item the bees never forget to bring to the beach are their frisbees.
  • What’s a bee’s favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!
  • What are bees’ favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!
  • The bee loved going to the club because it was always buzzing.
  • The bee couldn’t afford the rent because it was stingy.
  • The bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with the female bees.
  • The bee who loved to fly backwards would often be heard going zzub zzub zzub.
  • That bee certainly deserved the promotion, he was always buzzy on the job.
  • On the first day of class, bee students receive a sylla-buzz.
  • Why did the bee go to therapy? It felt a little empty in-side.
  • What’s a bee’s preferred mode of transportation? The buzz stop.
  • These bee puns are just winging it.
  • Ya know these bee puns aren’t too shab-bee.
  • The teacher kept telling the naughty bee to bee-hive himself.
  • Bees love the summer when it-swarm outside.
  • Before going to war, bees get a buzz-cut.
  • The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers.
  • The bee’s favourite film is The Sting.
  • The swarm will always wind up bee-hind you.
  • The bees favorite guns? BeeBee guns, I suppose.
  • The bee bank robber told the tellers, “Your honey or your life. ”.
  • Bee children take the school buzz to get to school.
  • What is the last thing to go through a bee’s mind when it hits a windshield? Its stinger.
  • The only one who can protect the Queen Bee is her hub-bee.
  • Quit pollen my leg.
  • Female bees have a particular love for ru-bee rings.
  • Bee puns aren’t that great. I don’t get what all the buzz is about.
  • The talkative bees are so blab-bee.
  • What is a swarm of really small queen bees called? The royal we.
  • Wasp are you talking about?
  • When a bee is in your hand, what’s in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
  • Why did the bee get pulled over? For buzzed driving.
  • The bee’s favorite soccer team is the FC Bumble-Bayern Munchen
  • What kind of bee can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
  • Who’s a bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé.
  • Why was the bee feeling stressed? It left its hive in a buzz.
  • When a bee writes a sonnet, they’re waxing poetic.
  • What do you call a bee that never dies? Zom-bee.
  • When the bees were finished making their hive they threw a big house swarming party.
  • Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.
  • A bee that likes to eat a lot will eventually become a little chub-bee.
  • Who is a bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé.
  • What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!
  • What’s black and yellow and flies at 30, 000 feet? A bee on an airplane.
  • What flowers do bees like? Bee-gonias!
  • What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!
  • Why did the bee get an award? Because it was out-standing in its field.
  • What do you call a bee from the United States? USB.
  • A bee’s favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee.
  • What do bees say to one another when they land on the same flower? Buzz off.
  • When you cross a doorbell and a bee you wind up with a hum-dinger.
  • Why are bees such diligent workers? They just can’t help being bee-sy.
  • A hybrid of a bumble bee and a race dog will give you a Greyhound Buzz.
  • A Queen Bee will only eat hum-burgers.
  • The bee’s favorite type of math is alge-buzz.
  • A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.
  • To bee or not to bee, that is the question.
  • You know a bee woke up on the wrong side of the bed when it’s grum-bee.
  • Why was the bee fired from the barber shop? He only knew how to give a buzz-cut.
  • What do you call a bee that likes to sing? Bee-thoven.
  • What is a bee’s favorite part of a wedding? The honey-moon.
  • What’s a bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive!
  • Hive never felt this way bee-fore.
  • Bee was in such great shape for his because he always took his vitamin-bee.
  • A bee that’s been enchanted has been bee-witched!
  • Bears without ears are just B’s.
  • What is a bee’s favorite novel? the Great Gats-bee.
  • What type of bee can’t keep a secret? A blab-bee.
  • What do you call a bee who speaks too softly? A mumble-bee!
  • The mathematician bees always prefer hexagons.
  • The worst part about getting stung by bees? Hives.
  • The bees favorite TV show is the X-Bees.
  • Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!
  • What do you call a bee having a bad hair day? Friz-bee.
  • The bees favorite type of candy is bumble gum.
  • A bee’s favorite haircut is the buzz cut!
  • Who’s a bee’s favorite famous painter? Pablo Bee-casso
  • The killer bees like to use a buzz-ooka.
  • What do you call bees that constantly drop things? Fumble bees!
  • What is a bee’s favorite geometric shape? A rhom-buzz is.

Well, there you have it, folks – 93 stinging zingers that surely had you buzzing with laughter. We hope this com-bee-nation of puns and jokes made you feel as jolly as a bee on a pollen spree. Just remember, humor can BEE the perfect antidote to life’s stings! With our collection of funny bee puns, you’ll always have a honey of a joke to crack and keep your friends hive-fiving you in appreciation! Let’s bee real, isn’t it sweet to be the queen bee of comedy?