72 Taco Puns and Jokes to Spice Up Your Day with Laughter

Have you ever wanted to add a little salsa to your sense of humor? Well, preheat your laughter oven because we’ve cooked up a feast of 72 taco puns and jokes that are sure to make your day! Combining the zesty flavor of tacos with the universal appeal of a good, hearty laugh, this assortment of quips is bound to tickle your funny bone and tease your tastebuds all at once.

Perfect for family gatherings, dinner parties, or just a quiet night in with a plateful of cheesy goodness, these puns and jokes are here to bring a sprinkle of fun and a dash of laughter to your everyday life. From soft shell giggles to hard shell hilarity, there’s a delightful mix for everyone. So, secure your sombreros fellow puntistas, and prepare yourself for a comedy fiesta like no other!

  • Recently, my local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos. I tried it
  • Why did the taco break up with the burrito? It felt smothered.
  • What do you call a talkative taco? A taco-chatty.
  • What did the green salsa say to the red salsa? I’m hotter than you!
  • Hey Greg! What is a taco’s favorite musical genre? Wrap ‘n’ roll!
  • What TV shows do taco lover’s love to watch? Guerrilla Tacos.
  • Why was the hard taco acting bossy? It had a chip on its shoulder.
  • How do you describe a terrestrial reptile who loves Mexican food? A tacodile.
  • I live by one rule in life, if you don’t like taco puns, I’m nacho type.
  • Why don’t tacos make good comedians? They always guac the joke.
  • What tantalized the baker to open a taco factory? Extra dough!
  • At dinner how do tacos say grace? Gather around and say lettuce pray.
  • The other night I made some fish tacos, but they just flouted them and floated away.
  • Why are hard-shell tacos the best at puns? Because they always crack people up.
  • Earlier last week a friend of mine asked, “Did you know that Taco Bell names the items on the menu, after the sounds you make after you eat them? I said “No they don’t, because there isn’t an “mmmm” on the menu, it’s called a chalupa.
  • Here’s a great joke Bill you simply must hear it, What did the corndog exclaim to the Taco? Your meat is showing!
  • While at a restaurant I overheard a patron say “Waiter, this taco tastes funny! ” and the waiter replied “Then why aren’t you laughing. ”
  • Why did the Spanish gentleman put hot sauce on his taco? It had, por flavor.
  • What do you call a prehistoric taco sea monster awakened and empowered by nuclear radiation? Flotilla.
  • Did you know if you put a taco up to your ear, much like a shell. You can hear the si.
  • What do you call a spicy detective? Sherlip Holmes.
  • I want someone to trust me, the way I trust tacos.
  • If you like a girl, don’t buy her a drink, buy her a taco. Pretty girls take tacos.
  • We were wondering why the taco chef didn’t make it to work today? He had a bad queso the flu.
  • Do you know how to maintain a balanced diet? A taco in each hand.
  • On another trip to a restaurant recently, I overheard a patron say “Waiter, this isn’t a taco. It’s got a hamburger bun! ” to which the waiter replied “I’m so sorry! No bun intended. ”
  • What did the guacamole say to the grumbling taco? Avo chill.
  • Why did the taco avoid the party? It didn’t want to be the center of a-taco-shun.
  • Why eat avocado, that tastes like wet grass and sadness, when you could have a taco?
  • The other day there was a guy choking at the local taco stand, when the EMT arrived and started performing CPR he yelled Live Mas!
  • In the school yard, What did the taco say to the guacamole? “Avocado adoration for you”.
  • There is no “we” in taco, only “o cat”.
  • Good news, Bikini season is just around the corner. Thankfully, so is the taco truck.
  • Why did the taco go to therapy? It couldn’t wrap its feelings.
  • Once when I was younger I tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu, sadly they asked me to get off the counter.
  • I went to the local doctor today, on his desk sat a sign that read, will trade medical advice for tacos. Imagine how bad of a doctor he’d be if that sign was flipped.
  • The other day I saw a taco and it was blushing, and I said “Hey, taco! Why are you blushing? ” It replied “I saw the salad dressing! ”
  • I’m thankful I don’t have to go foraging for my favorite food. I have no idea where tacos live.
  • Why did the taco become an artist? It had a passion for pastels.
  • Why don’t we make jokes about soft tacos? Because they always fold under pressure.
  • Why did the taco bring a map to party? So it wouldn’t lose its salsa.
  • What do you call a Spanish Sloppy joe? A Sloppy Jose!
  • Hey, did you hear about the tortilla riots? It was a real war.
  • Why did the scarecrow become a taco chef? He was outstanding in his field.
  • Tila tequila loves tacos, in queso you didn’t know.
  • My local spiritual group has a new mantra, I think I can get behind “inhale tacos, exhale negativity”.
  • I’d want to try juicing, but I’m tentative since I’m not totally sure how to juice tacos.
  • Why did the taco refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always cracks under pressure.
  • Did you know, people who use sleeping bags in the woods, are just soft tacos for bears?
  • The other day I went to a Mexican restaurant and as I was ordering they asked if I was ordering for here or ta-co!
  • If you take away a taco’s chair what do you get? A taco stand.
  • Why did the taco avoid the stressful situation? It didn’t want to simmer in any sauce-picion.
  • Why does a taco never lose at poker? Because it always plays with a full salsa.
  • A taco chef’s life is all about seasoning the moment!
  • We saw the new film “War of the tacos” last weekend, it was a rather hostile taco-mentary.
  • Why didn’t the taco want to play football? It was afraid of getting picked up to be a refried receiver.
  • Boyfriends are terrific, but have you ever tried tacos?
  • Why is a taco good at math? Because it’s full of pi.
  • When I was a kid, as a good luck lure my baseball team ate taco bell before every game. It really helped us get more runs than our opponents.
  • What do you get when you mix two elemental compounds tantalum 73 and cobalt 27? TA-CO.
  • Out of all the Disney princesses, My favorite princess is Belle, Taco Belle!
  • ‘What do you call a lazy taco? A procrastinacho.
  • Why are tacos always late? They wrap up too many issues.
  • Where is the best place to get good tacos? The Gulp of Mexico!
  • “She say do you love me, I tell her only partly, I only love avocado and taco’s I’m sorry”.
  • Why are tacos good dancers? Because they have all the right spices.
  • What does Taco bell sauce and Ramen Noodles taste like together? Poverty.
  • What’s the difference between a hard taco and a soft shell taco? About 35 seconds in the microwave.
  • Do you know the difference between tacos and your opinion? People like tacos.
  • Have you heard the one about the lying taco? He really spilled the beans.
  • What do you call a fantasy novel about tacos? Lord of the Rings: The Two Tortillas.
  • A small list of hobbies I have are, eating tacos and complaining that I’m getting fat.

Well folks, it’s time to wrap it up! Those were our 72 taco puns and jokes, designed to add a pinch of humor to your day. We truly hope you found them to be nacho ordinary humor, but a whole bowl full of laughter. Just like a good taco, we’ve packed as much fun as we could into each one. Remember, life is like a taco, the more you add to it, the better it becomes. So, keep on laughing and keep on adding that extra dollop of joy to your day. Now lettuce rejoice! There’s always room for more taco jokes, but for now, it’s adios, amigos!