119 Hilarious Bird Puns That’ll Make You Squawk With Laughter

Prepare to take flight on the wings of laughter! This collection of feathered folly is designed to ruffle your funny feathers and have you squawking with laughter. We’ve gathered a beak-full of beaky banter, 119 bird-themed puns and jokes that will have you chirping for joy. Whether you’re a seasoned ‘punny’ person or an absolute novice, we guarantee this flock of funnies will have your comedic senses soaring!

Pecking, nesting, soaring, and flying; from parrots to penguins, these puns will have you cooing with delight. So, if you’re ready to duck into a world of flapping hilarity, let’s waddle in and take a gander. Get ready to spread your wings and let your funny bone take flight!

  • Why are crows always on the phone? For long caw-lls.
  • How do duck’s celebrate independence day?  Firequackers.
  • This bird is single and ready to flamingle.
  • Some birds like time owl by themselves.
  • What is the official language of geese? Porchageese.
  • Sometimes a bird could use a drink, good thing its cockatiel hour…
  • I saw a rather large bird sitting on a post a bit feather down the road.
  • The owl said to his friend “don’t worry i’m hooting for you. ”
  • Owl always love you!
  • What birds are easy to buy at the grocery store? A kiwi.
  • Let me give you a toucan of my appreciation
  • Which bird is always out of breath? A puffin!
  • How did the birds celebrate their win? They had a raven.
  • How do crows stick together? Velcrow.
  • Why do crows make good comedians? They crack caws.
  • What did the crow say to his nagging wife? I bird you the first time!
  • A polite bird introduces itself by saying pleased to tweet you.
  • What did the Eagle say when his heat went out? Birrrrrd.
  • What estate does bird royalty live on? Duckingham Palace.
  • Which birds steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks!
  • Why don’t they invite birds to church? Too much holy squawk.
  • What do you call a bunch of chickens playing board games? Fowl play!
  • Why did the birds start a business? They saw an oppor-tuna-ty.
  • Toucan’t touch this
  • What does a bird say to encourage its friends? Toucan do it!
  • Birds love to send out season’s tweetings over the holidays.
  • What do you get when you buy bird hookers? Cherpies.
  • What was the owl’s favorite book? Hoot-dunits!
  • What do you call a sick bird? An ill-eagle.
  • What is a burglar birds favorite tool? A crow-bar.
  • What do you call a bird with an attitude? A malicious crow-nary.
  • What kind of bird can’t use a comb? A bald eagle.
  • What do you call a bird famous for their action movies? Steven Seagull.
  • What is a depressed bird called? A bluebird!
  • That bird is crowing…. crowing…. gone.
  • When the mayor was found dead near a crow fowl play was suspected.
  • What birds spend long hours in a monastery? Birds of prey!
  • Crow away and leave me alone
  • What kind of bird insults you? A mockingbird!
  • What would a bird say to someone who did something nice?  You’re so tweet.
  • What kind of math was invented by birds? Owlgebra
  • Bird on the street is you like bird puns
  • Sarcastic ducks tend to quack wise.
  • What’s a bird’s favorite song?  Owl you need is love
  • When birds watch sad movies they tend to get emu-tional.
  • Bird children often recite the old rhyme wing around the rosie
  • Here’s another bird pun for you beak-ause you’re awesome!
  • Why did the pigeon go to school? It wanted to be coo-l.
  • Why did Mozart get rid of all his chickens? Because they kept saying “bach bach”!
  • How do birds stick together? Velcrow.
  • A drug addict duck is better known as a quackhead.
  • Hoo cares?
  • Birds often give each other birthday caw-ds
  • Why did the bird feel bored at his job?  He was over Quail-ified.
  • Why was the sparrow good at surveillance? He was good at sparrow-tage.
  • How would a crow flirt? They talk birdie.
  • Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they forgot the words.
  • Di my bird just eat your pet rabbit…. that hawkward
  • This bird is im-peck-ablely dressed
  • What’s a bird’s favorite music? Beak-n-roll.
  • Why did the birds go to therapy? They couldn’t handle their emu-tions.
  • How do birds propose marriage?  With an engagement wing.
  • A crow flew to the top of a cell phone tower to make a long distance caw.
  • What is a bird’s favorite bath soap? Dove.
  • Why did the crow become a priest? He always had a sermon to squawk.
  • What bird has a late night comedy show? Jay Leno.
  • What do you call a chicken who loves disco? A funky chicken.
  • What game doy ou play with baby birds? Beak-a-boo!
  • Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very big bill.
  • When a bird annoys you tell it to flock off.
  • What bird runs the church? A cardinal!
  • What do you call a bird that’s gone bad? A malfeatherant.
  • When should you invest in birds? When it’s going cheep!
  • Why was the crow called to court? He was accused of murder.
  • Did you hear about the bird who played football? He beaked in high school.
  • What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers.
  • What do you call a bird who drinks too much soda? A burp.
  • Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market!
  • A-parrot-ly, today is your birthday! .
  • Why was the crow a good detective? He always found a crowner.
  • What did they call it when birds fly into a pastry? Tweetie Pie!
  • What do you administer to a sick bird? Tweetment.
  • Dude what the duck?
  • That bird convict will definitely serve pigeon (prison) time.
  • How do chickens stay fit? Egg-cersize.
  • The bird’s fancy new house caw-st a fortune.
  • How many cans do you need to make a bird? Two cans.
  • Live life with no-egrets.
  • Bird puns is it?  Toucan play that game.
  • Why couldn’t anyone see the bird? Because it was in da skies!
  • What do proud bird fathers tell their chicks?  You’re a chirp off the old block.
  • What birds are colored green and peck on trees? Woody the Wood Pickle.
  • How do birds garnish a salad? With crowtons.
  • The bird spent almost an hour making herself look dove-ly.
  • What does a secretary bird receive?  Phone caws.
  • Why did the bird break up with his girl? She treated him like crow-p.
  • Some birds have long migrations that really put them through the winger.
  • What do you call a bird that is under the weather? Illegal
  • A bird with a positive outlook is called a peli-can.
  • What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon.
  • I find your jokes emu-sing
  • What gets chicks in trouble at school? tweeting on a test.
  • Why did the birds join the military? To serve in the squawk ops.
  • What game do parrots enjoy? Hide and Speak!
  • What do you call an incarcerated seagull? Jail-bird.
  • Why did the birds form a band? They wanted to be rockstars.
  • What bird is the best for a construction site? The crane.
  • Why do hawks never go hungry? They always go for seconds.
  • What do birds give on Valentine’s Day? Feathered kisses.
  • Ducks prefer their soup with quakers.
  • How do birds stay in the air? They wing it.
  • These birds are gonna make a killing in the stork market.
  • How does an injured bird make a safe landing? With its sparrow-chute.
  • Bird puns tend to fly right over my head
  • A muscular bird is sometime called a stud puffin
  • Bird puns are ducking awesome!
  • What bird directed movie won an Oscar? Lord of the Wings.
  • In order to understand country birds you have to learn the bird-nacular
  • What bird is helpful at dinner? A swallow!

Well, that’s the last of our feathery puns for now, folks. We have giggled, squawked, and nearly ruffled our feathers with laughter through these 119 aviary jests. Remember, birds of a feather joke together, so don’t hesitate to share these wisecracks with your flock. We hope you had an owlmazing time, just like we did. Until nest time, keep your beaks peeled for more hilarity on the horizon!