41 Hilariously Clever Box Puns That’ll Leave You in Giggles

Get ready to embark on a laugh-out-loud journey into the comically confined world of boxes! Yes, you heard right – given the right twist of words, even the humble box can serve as the punchline to tickle your funny bone. We have hand-picked 41 box-themed puns that will prove to be the perfect antidote to your desolate moments and keep you entertained for quite a while.

Open the lid of this laughter box and let the giggles spill out! With each pun, you’re bound to discover another hilarious facet of these everyday parcels. If you’ve been feeling boxed in with all the serious stuff, these jokes are the perfect way to think (and laugh) outside the box. Anticipate chuckles, guffaws, and belly laughs – so brace yourself, prepare to smile, and dive into the fun-filled world of box hilarity!

  • Can you guess what is worse than getting a box full of snakes delivered to your door? Getting a box that was meant to be full of snakes but finding it empty.
  • Why did the box go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart crate
  • Why did the box apply for a loan? He wanted to stack up his savings
  • What is another name for boxed wine? Cardboardeaux!
  • Why are boxes the ideal opponent in a boxing match? Because they have all the right angles
  • What do you call a story about boxes? A cardboard-cut out plot
  • What limitations do you have if you live inside a box? You can’t seem to think outside of it.
  • What is it called when boxes take over the world? Cardbored domination
  • My girlfriend got very upset with me when I gave her the birthday present I put together for her. It was a hand crafted box with pictures of her past boyfriends. I don’t get why she was so upset. After all, she was the one that asked for an ex-box.
  • How does an ambitious box hope to end its career? As a Jewelery Chest
  • My friends are obsessed with the 1980s boombox. They’re always bringing it up in our conversations. One day, while hosting a barbeque, I decided it was time to put an end to the stereo type.
  • Why was the fisherman so terrible at boxing? Because he only knew how to throw hooks.
  • My coworker saw me moving pallets of boxes around in the warehouse at work today and he waved me down. I stopped my fork lift and asked him what was up. He points at the pallet stack I’ve made and says “That’s a crate job mate! ”
  • What did one box say to the other while on the dance floor? You’ve got the right moves to be square
  • What do you call a stereo playing music while inside a box? A beatbox!
  • Why did the box go to the gym? To get into better shape
  • My grandma and grandpa were going through a bunch of boxes of their old stuff this past weekend while I was visiting, and my grandma found something she used to wear years ago. “Look honey, remember when I wore this after we first met? It even fits still! ”“I sure do, you always loved that old scarf. ”
  • I was walking my dog along the beach the other day and stubbed my foot against something buried in the sand. I got my dog to help me dig around the object and discovered a metal box. When I opened the lid, a Genie popped out. The Genie was so grateful for having been freed from his imprisonment that he offered me a wish. I told him that wasn’t necessary but he insisted, so I said “Well, if I have to make a wish, then I wish for a box of gold that is never empty. The Genie snapped his fingers and exclaimed very loudly “DONE! ”The metal box that my dog and I had dug up was now completely covered in gold and filled to the brim with sand on the beach in front of us. I should have known to be more precise with my wishes.
  • My cousin worked at the local cardboard box making factory, but it recently folded.
  • What’s a box’s all-time favourite TV show? The unboxing mysteries
  • What makes life so similar to a box of mixed chocolates? The poor really can’t afford it either.
  • Why don’t boxes trust anyone? Because everyone is always taking stuff out of them
  • Did you know that you never need to get a box of eggs in France? No matter what you are using them for, one is always un oeuf!
  • What do you get when you forget your Adderall prescription in the glove box of your Ford Fiesta? You get a Ford Focus the next morning.
  • What did the box say to its ex? You left me because I was too square for you
  • I was low on contact lenses, so I placed my usual order and when it arrived, the box was empty. I phoned the customer service number on the box and explained what happened and they said they think they knew what went wrong. Curious, I asked them to explain. “Sir, I believe you selected the contactless delivery option. ”
  • Why did the box join the police force? He wanted to contain the situation
  • Why did the box go to therapy? He had trouble containing his feelings.
  • Why do boxes make good comedians? Because they’re always packin jokes
  • What do you call a box who can sing? A BeatBox!
  • Why couldn’t the box find his buddy after the party? Because he was at square one
  • How did the box compliment his friend? I love how your corners are so sharp today
  • Why are boxers always getting into fights? Because they can’t seem to ever turn down a good punch line
  • Do you know which treatment a box of kleenex likes the most at the spa? Deep tissue massages.
  • What did the mail box say to the postman? Envelope me with your love!
  • What did the box say when it got new shoes? I feel box fresh!
  • Why is the cardboard box always so humble? It knew where it came from – the woods
  • What happened when the box arrived at court late? He was held in contempt of cardboard
  • I have a knack for being able to tell what is inside of a wrapped box. Simply put, it’s a gift!
  • I was listening to my kids talk over their lunch today and my youngest boy said to my oldest boy “I didn’t know concrete tasted like that! ”I burst out laughing and my oldest boy told him “No, silly, concentrate! ”“I am concentrating, ” replied my youngest.
  • Why did the box propose to the package? Because he knew they would make a great parcel

And there you have it folks, 41 wholesome, giggle generators all carefully tailored around our favorite rigid container – the box! We hope these puns and jokes have boxcited your funny bone and unboxed a huge wave of laughter. Keep these handy the next time you reach for that cardboard cube of hilarity. As you close this page, remember, laughter is the best boxercise for your heart!