104 Hilarious Chicken Jokes That Will Crack You Up

Get ready to ruffle some feathers with the most egg-citing compilation you’ve ever seen. Welcome to the coop, where humor lays an egg and hatches a laugh riot, all themed around our feathered friend, the humble chicken. We’ve plucked the best puns and jokes, each one crispy-fried in comedy and dipped in a tangy sauce of wordplay. No need to wing it at your next family gathering or social event, when you have these clucking great ice-breakers at your fingertips.

Feathered comedians have been hard at work, delivering the kind of finger-licking fun that will turn your frown upside down. What came first, the chicken or the egg? Who cares! What really matters is what comes next – an avalanche of laughter as you dig into a heap of 104 hilarious chicken-themed jokes. We promise that upon reading these, your funny bone won’t just be tickled, it’ll be deep-fried and golden-brown. So flock together, you comedy chicks and roosters out there, and prepare for some side-splitting poultry puns that are sure to crack you up!

What do you call a bird that’s always out of breath? A puffin chicken.
Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie? A chick flick.
Why was the chicken at the seance? To talk with the people on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell? An alarm cluck.
Those two are constantly egging each other on.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics.
Quit complaining and suck it up. I can’t listen to anymore of your squawking.
What do you call an excited chicken? Hen-thusiastic!
Why did the chicken go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do hens say on Halloween? Chick or treat!
How do you know if a chicken has been arrested? If it’s wearing hencuffs!
What is a chicken’s favorite landmark? Stone-hen-ge!
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich? Because he works for chicken feed.
I have no idea how to raise chickens. I think I’ll just wing it.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road? Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the referee calling fowls.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy? “You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours! ”
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll.
Why don’t chickens trust people? Because they’re constantly experiencing fowl play.
Where is the best place to find out about chickens? The hen-cyclopaedia
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hen-durance!
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school? It was egg-spelled.
I ate an omelette for breakfast but I’m still feeling peckish.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances. The police suspect fowl play.
What is a hen’s favorite novel? Great Eggs-pectations by Charles Chickens!
Why don’t chickens use compasses? They wing it.
A chicken and an egg walk into a bar… The bartender says, “Who’s first? ”
Why couldn’t the hen find her eggs? Because she mislaid them!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
Where are the most eggs hatched? In Chick-ago!
How does a chicken stop a movie? It hits the paws button.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder? She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken? An egg-splosion.
Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because it didn’t have enough guts.
Why do chickens hate winter? Because they always feel so cooped up!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover? The cluck of the Irish!
Ever hear the one about the egg who got laid?
When do chickens go to bed? Half past hen!
Why do chickens make terrible secretaries? They always peck the wrong keys.
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it already had drumsticks.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk? Because talk is cheep.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian? An eggs-traterrestrial
How did the headless chicken cross the road? In a KFC bucket.
How do baby hens dance? From chick to chick!
What did the chicken do after a workout? Egg-ercises.
Why don’t chickens wear pants? Their peckers are on their face.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order? Attila the Hen.
What does a chicken wipe its beak with? A henkerchief!
What do you get when you cross a dog with a chicken? A hen that lays pooched eggs!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was egged on.
How long do chickens work? Around the cluck
How do eggs run? They scramble!
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange? Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
Is chicken soup good for your health? Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken? A poultry-geist.
I’m feeling old. Guess I’m no spring chicken.
Why was the egg a great comedian? Because he always cracked the audience up.
Where do tough chickens come from? Hard-boiled eggs!
What did the chicken do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!
How do baby chickens dance? Chick-to-chick.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway? She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn? The hen-trance.
Why don’t chickens have computers? Because they aren’t very good with teggnology!
What do you call a bird that writes novels? An auth-hen.
What do chicken families do each weekend? They go to the peck-nic.
Why are chicken coops so loud? Because all of the chirping.
Ignore him. He’s the guy who likes to ruffle everyone’s feathers.
What do chickens call school tests? Eggs-aminations.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison? A Hensemble.
What do chickens grow on? Eggplants.
The owner of the fair’s winning rooster was sure cocky.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend? In a HEN-velope!
I had eggs for breakfast… But I’m still feeling peckish!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road quickly? Because she was afraid someone would Caesar!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because she wanted to get to the other slide!
Which dance will a chicken not do? The foxtrot.
I hate winter. I always feel so cooped up.
What do chickens study in school? Eggonomics.
Why was the baby chicken always upset? It kept having cheep shots taken at it.
Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide!
Why do chickens sit in the back at concerts? They don’t want to be called chicken catch-a-tory.
Why was the chicken happy at school? Because it was egg-celling in all subjects.
Why did the chicken go to the ghost house? To chicken out.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day
Why did the chicken take the elevator? It was tired of the stair pecking order.
What kind of chicken grows on a tree? Poultry.
What do you call a chicken at the North pole? Lost.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn? The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder. They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? A chicken.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again? A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties? Coop-cakes.
Why did the t-rex cross the road? Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you call a chicken taking a nap? A birds-eye rest-er.
What is a chicken’s favorite school subject? Egg-onomy.
The thief finally ran afowl of the law.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hen-durance.
Why did the chicken become a musician? Because it had the drumsticks.

Well, folks, with the last squawk of humor, we’ve just clucked through all 104 hilarious chicken jokes! Whether you cackled out loud or just quietly chuckled, we hope you felt the egg-citement! From chicken crossing roads to downright fowl puns, this has been a brilliant cluck-tail of laughter. Now, don’t just coop up these jokes, scramble, spread the fun, and make sure your friends, family, or anyone else always have an eggstra joke up their sleeve. You never know when you’ll need to break the ice with a good shell-shock!

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