90 Unbelievably Hilarious Color Puns to Brighten Your Day

Are you feeling a little grey today? Well, we’re here to add a splash of color to your day with a palette of puns guaranteed to paint a smile on your face. From riddles to one-liners inspired by every hue in the rainbow, these puns are like visual jokes – they’re just as funny, but they won’t require any brush or canvas.

We’ve gathered together the brightest and the most vibrant gags from every shade of the humor spectrum, totaling a brilliant 90, all specially mixed to lighten the mood and brighten your day. These color-coded cracks are so good, they might just leave you blush-ing. But beware, once you start, it’s hard not to get caught up in a ripple of giggles. So, ready to tickle your funny bone with a spectrum of sarcastic hues? Read on and let the hilarity ensue!

  • I was shocked when my red shirt turned pink after a cycle in the wash. Now I know its true colors.
  • How does a color laugh? “Hue, Hue, Hue! ”
  • I ate two bottles of food coloring. The doctors say I will be fine, but I think I’m dying inside.
  • Why did the color white feel so enlightened? It was full of bright ideas.
  • The turquoise color always won at chess. It was great at strate-cyan.
  • What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple.
  • The color pink was the star chef. It added a dash of cute-cumber.
  • What is blue and really not heavy at all? Light blue.
  • The green color always gets picked last. It had to deal with mistreetment.
  • What do you call a boring rainbow? A plainbow.
  • I just had to take an exam on colors. Thankfully, I passed with flying colors.
  • Why did the computer schedule a dentist appointment? He woke up with bluetooth.
  • Why did green break up with blue? It was tired of feeling aqua-ward.
  • The color yellow always flirts. Its pickup line is “You’re the sunshine of my life”.
  • Why was the color orange always at the bar? It loved to zest and relax.
  • I love the color green. Just as much as I love blue and yellow combined.
  • What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
  • During the blues musician’s performance, they released colored balloons throughout the entire arena. You could call it the “House of Hues. ”
  • The color black feared loneliness. It wanted some-com-pany.
  • Librarians avoid drinking white wine. Most prefer the well red ones.
  • The color orange feels neglected because it’s often mistaken for gold. It’s facing an identity crisis.
  • Guess what color our new submarine is? Deep blue.
  • My neighbor is great with a colorful personality. He’s a wonderful hue-man.
  • I keep dreaming that my eyes can change color. My doctor says it’s just a pigment of my imagination.
  • Why aren’t there elephant boxing matches? It’s tough to tell who’s who because they both have gray trunks.
  • The color blue is always calm under pressure. It never sways off the ceru-lean.
  • What color is a burp? Burple.
  • When painters get stressed, they should always take a vacation to easel their minds.
  • Red’s been sick for the last few weeks. They just diagnosed him with scarlet fever.
  • What can you find at the end of the rainbow? Violet.
  • What happened to the orange who ran into his bully? He was beaten to a pulp.
  • What do you call someone who studies the color blue? A cyantologist.
  • Did you hear about my blue car? It blue up!
  • How do we know the zebra is the oldest animal on earth? It’s still in black and white.
  • The color yellow is always up-to-date. It likes to stay in the lime-light.
  • After just meeting the deadline, the tired artist breathed a cyan of relief.
  • Why did the color purple love traveling? It was always ready for its next ad-vent-violet.
  • Why did green and blue stop fighting? They made a peace teal.
  • Did Moses have a favorite color? Red, see?
  • What’s blue, purple, and pink with polka dots? A penguin, and I’ll keep coloring them however I like!
  • Why did the color red keep blushing? It couldn’t hide its true color.
  • The brown color lost the race. It just couldn’t keep pace.
  • Did you know that the singer Pink’s favorite color is actually blue? I couldn’t have i-magenta-ed it.
  • What is sticky and brown in color? A stick.
  • Did you hear that they judged turquoise as the best color? It was cyantifically proven.
  • What did the Crayon mom say to her new baby? I love hue.
  • Why did the criminal use blue gloves? So he wouldn’t be caught red handed.
  • What did the green traffic light say to the red traffic light during rush hour? Don’t look at me while I’m changing!
  • Why did the color brown love winter? It was fond of hot choco-letting go.
  • After my brother won the art competition, his competitor congratulated him and gave the credit for where it was hue.
  • I saw a news report about the cheese factory in France that exploded. It blue cheese everywhere.
  • I absolutely hate the color purple. Almost as much as I hate red and blue combined.
  • You should never drink beer with orange slices. Just once in a blue moon.
  • My German friend loves to create new recipes with white wine. He calls it ad hock cooking.
  • Why did the color green love the gym? It had a passion for everyday work-cout.
  • What are a fish’s favorite colors? Deep blue and aquamarine blue.
  • Do colors weigh a lot? No, they’re actually pretty light.
  • My brother ate a lot of food coloring. He said it felt like he dyed inside.
  • The color red was the life of the party. It knew how to make everyone rosé.
  • I was trying to figure out what color the wind was when suddenly I realized that it blue.
  • The color black contributed uniquely to the painting. It added a stroke of genius.
  • If you find a purple fruit snack stuck in your drain, be sure to call the plum-ber to fix it.
  • What magician is known for his colorful suits? Hue-dini!
  • The color pink was always popular. It was quite t-hue-lented.
  • What do you hear when a rainbow gets a phone call? Green, Green. Hello?
  • What’s green and an excellent singer? Elvis Parsley.
  • I let my little sister color in my tattoos when she’s sad. Sometimes you just need a shoulder to crayon.
  • What dinosaur has blue and green feathers? A teal-rex.
  • My wife arranges all of our plates by color. I think it’s a rare dish order.
  • What did the bird name his new restaurant? Red Robin.
  • What’s black, white, and a little red? A panda with a sunburn.
  • You never want to be the bearer of bad news.
  • If you buy a purple house and lose power, you have to check the fuschia box.
  • I’ve been told my humor comes in all different colors. I guess you could say I’m a stand-up chameleon.
  • Why did the color red become a psychologist? It was great at addressing grey areas.
  • My wife’s favorite color is ultraviolet. I guess it glows with everything.
  • What did the colors say to one another on their wedding day? I love hue.
  • What happened to the criminal caught stealing a rainbow? He was thrown into prism.
  • Our guide predicted when the snow leopard would show up. It was white on time.
  • What do you get when you mix blue paint and red paint? A giant mess.
  • What’s orange in color and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  • Why was the color blue always so sad? It was feeling a sea of emotion.
  • Why did the nurse carry a red pen in her pocket? To draw blood.
  • Why did the color green go to therapy? It just wanted to talk about its peelings.
  • The color orange was famous for making juice. It was a squeeze of nature.
  • I couldn’t believe it when my daughter was diagnosed as color blind. It came out of the blue.
  • What’s red and invisible to us? No tomatoes.
  • Have you heard of the movie where the scientist time travels to paint everything purple? It’s called Back to the Fuschia.
  • The red cruise ship that left last week crashed into a boat carrying blue paint. Everyone was marooned.
  • You can predict the weather by looking at the color of the sky. It gives you an idea of the hue-midity.

So, there you have it, folks! 90 hugely pigmented wordplays that splashed a bucket full of giggles on the canvas of your day. Consider it your primary source for humor every time you feel shades of misery creeping in. ‘Eggshell’ we say, we certainly had fun making the planet more ‘teal’ring with laughter! Color us delighted if you blushed, chuckled or ROFL’d. And remember, wherever you go, carry your own sunshine and the world will never be ‘maroon’ed in sadness. Until the rainbow strikes again, keep punning splendidly!