97 Corn Puns So Corny You’ll Burst into Tassels of Laughter

Get ready to pop with hilarity – we’re serving up a feast of corny humor that’s guaranteed to be pure maize-ment! From kernel to stalk, we’ve crafted a field full of puns so corny they could grow their own husks. No section of the cob has been overlooked, giving you 97 crackling jokes so pun-tastic they’ll have you laughing all the way to the cornfield.

Put on your corniest grin, gather the folks around the dinner table and prepare to unleash waves of side-splitting laughter. Whether you’re a fan of sweet, pop, or just old fashioned field corn, these puns will leave no ear unturned. So dig in, one kernel at a time, to our comedy cob packed with cornucopia of puns – they’re a guaranteed crop-duster of fun!

  • A unicorn is a single, solitary kernel of corn.
  • Baby corn called his dad popcorn.
  • Our family’s stalk investment in a corn farm turned out lucrative.
  • An international farmers’ corn-ference will be held next week in London to look into worldwide corn trade policies.
  • Mother told me about corned beef, the cow who tripped but made it out of the cornfield.
  • We came upon a field of corn full of ears that could not hear.
  • The baby corn looked up to his popcorn.
  • The corn stalks are afraid of how my pop cracks corn.
  • I don’t know many baseball players or their interests, but Ty Cobb must love corn.
  • Cornier puns never pop up in the conversation
  • Corncobs are great stalkers and could make the best hunters.
  • This corn maze is quite earie, I cannot help but feel stalked.
  • My neighbor’s husky dog loves to strip corn ears.
  • Our football team got creamed in the cornfield.
  • Corn starch is highly corn-sistent in cooking
  • Produce markets this season are experiencing corn-monopolies
  • The horror movie filmed in a cornfield was called Children of the Corny
  • Cornfield mazes are great places to hide if you’re playing stalk
  • Don’t you find Halloween corn eerie?
  • The corn stalker deserved to be put in jail.
  • You are a-maize-ing if you like corn cobs in bed.
  • The left and right corn ears watch each other’s backs for stalkers.
  • The cornball match was quite corn-templative
  • Studying plant biology is mainly about corn-templation
  • The corn stalk ran out of oil and came to a stop.
  • Sweet words to a corn ear did not make my corn sweeter.
  • Lake Eerie is haunted by ghost corn.
  • You might find these corn puns a bit ear-resistible
  • Did you know that corn is the only nut vegetable?
  • Before he spilled the beans, he warned that the walls of a corn maze have ears.
  • Popcorn at movies is an a-maize-ing experience
  • The corn cob at the BBQ was so delicious it was a-maize-ing
  • The corns on the grill were served with a sizzle. It was an a-maize-ing BBQ
  • Playing corn-toss ended up in a corn-undrum
  • I asked around if someone dropped some corn in the street, but it all fell on deaf ears.
  • If you ever need to talk, remember that corn is all ears.
  • Ours is a family of corn-loving corn-ivores, although we eat meat every once in a while.
  • A graduation ceremony was held to corn-gratulate the corn.
  • When I was on cornantine, I self-rationed to one corn bowl a day.
  • Playing hide-and-seek in a cornfield is an a-maizing experience.
  • The corn cops should do something about the stalk complaints from the local people.
  • Your corn car will require some corn oil.
  • Your ears will pop if you take corn on an airplane.
  • The police department cornered a wanted criminal in a cornfield.
  • I hope you don’t find my popcorn puns too corny.
  • What did the rebellious teenage corn do after school? Get her ear pierced.
  • The corn dog was the highlight of the corn-ival
  • Moldy corn flakes and Charles Manson have one thing in common: they are cereal killers.
  • Venturing in the corn maze was a-maize-ingly fun
  • Some people find corn jokes difficult to digest.
  • The corn stalks would celebrate their favorite scarecrow for being outstanding in his field.
  • My friend told me how to grow corn in my backyard with an app made in Sili-corn valley.
  • Are all conservative growers and farmers republic-corn supporters?
  • My little brother got corn-stipated after swallowing a corn cob.
  • I maize as well eat corn from the stalk or when it’s fallen.
  • The cornfield said the coming rain was music to the ears.
  • The secret to good corn is all about the corn-ditions it was grown in
  • All the farm secrets are exposed to the potatoes with eyes, the corn with ears, and the beans stalks.
  • We had trouble finding the lost corn cob in the giant maze.
  • You will need plenty of corn-centration to learn a new language.
  • The carrot, cucumber, and corn that fell into the ocean became C foods.
  • The Corn CHiPs vegetable police squad rode motorcycles.
  • My sister printed stalks of corn all over her crop top.
  • Lake Earie sounds perfect for a corn vacation.
  • My pop was worried that the corn cobs were a little husky.
  • The cornflakes remained so cereals and didn’t like the egg’s corn puns.
  • You should have seen how frightened the screamed corn looked!
  • I told my friend a corn joke, he found it quite corn-calculating
  • For this year’s Valentine’s day, the farmer got corn rows for his wife.
  • You can enjoy the husky corn on the sled.
  • You will need more corn-centration for that shucking.
  • The corn puns are an a-maize-ing source of entertainment
  • “It shucks! ” The little boy cried to his mother, “Corn for dinner again! ”
  • Used a corny pickup line on my date, it was an earful moment
  • A few friends held a cornball in a cornfield.
  • Nobody could laugh at the corny jokes made by the farmers.
  • The lonely baby corn asked its mom corn where popcorn was.
  • The corn was in the can and couldn’t answer the door.
  • Here, a buccaneer for your pirate corn!
  • A state fair corn-ival will be held in Iowa this year.
  • We made some corned beef by crossing a cow with a corn cob.
  • The corn looked so upset with his cob on.
  • The corn stalk moved to a different field after harvest.
  • The corn college prides itself in its a-corn students.
  • The arrested corns will spend another night in the cops’ custody for suspicion of stalking.
  • My corn salesman brother warns that his files are corn-fidential.
  • People often stalk the fresh corn at the market
  • The corn market is easy to stalk
  • We can do a little butter than plain popcorn.
  • Corn-versations at the market are often very engaging
  • Corn-ering the market is a clever strategy for any corn farmer with a knack for success.
  • You can eat all the candy corn you want but may never grow any.
  • You may find a corned toad living in a cornfield.
  • I bet farmers don’t get shucked at naked corn cobs as we were.
  • Life without corn is just ear-relevant
  • Mama corn didn’t think baby corn was fat, but just a little husky.
  • My friend made a corn pun at diner, it was corn-siderably funny

We hope these kernels of humor have POPPED your spirits and created an A-MAIZE-ING chuckle-fest for you and your friends! Whether you’re hosting a blanket party with buttered popcorn or engaging in a heated cob-on-cob competition, you now have 97 incredibly corny puns that would make even the corniest corn blush in its husk. Remember, corny doesn’t always mean bland; sometimes it’s just another word for ‘a-maize-ingly hilarious!’ Now, go ahead and share these puns, cob-ined with your own twist of humor, to butter up any party with laughter. Corn-gratulations, you’re rocking the pun corn-er! HUSK we meet again, stay CORN-tastic!