97 Corn Puns So Corny You’ll Burst into Tassels of Laughter
Get ready to pop with hilarity – we’re serving up a feast of corny humor that’s guaranteed to be pure maize-ment! From kernel to stalk, we’ve crafted a field full of puns so corny they could grow their own husks. No section of the cob has been overlooked, giving you 97 crackling jokes so pun-tastic they’ll have you laughing all the way to the cornfield.
Put on your corniest grin, gather the folks around the dinner table and prepare to unleash waves of side-splitting laughter. Whether you’re a fan of sweet, pop, or just old fashioned field corn, these puns will leave no ear unturned. So dig in, one kernel at a time, to our comedy cob packed with cornucopia of puns – they’re a guaranteed crop-duster of fun!
A unicorn is a single, solitary kernel of corn.
Baby corn called his dad popcorn.
Our family’s stalk investment in a corn farm turned out lucrative.
An international farmers’ corn-ference will be held next week in London to look into worldwide corn trade policies.
Mother told me about corned beef, the cow who tripped but made it out of the cornfield.
We came upon a field of corn full of ears that could not hear.
The baby corn looked up to his popcorn.
The corn stalks are afraid of how my pop cracks corn.
I don’t know many baseball players or their interests, but Ty Cobb must love corn.
Cornier puns never pop up in the conversation
Corncobs are great stalkers and could make the best hunters.
This corn maze is quite earie, I cannot help but feel stalked.
My neighbor’s husky dog loves to strip corn ears.
Our football team got creamed in the cornfield.
Corn starch is highly corn-sistent in cooking
Produce markets this season are experiencing corn-monopolies
The horror movie filmed in a cornfield was called Children of the Corny
Cornfield mazes are great places to hide if you’re playing stalk
Don’t you find Halloween corn eerie?
The corn stalker deserved to be put in jail.
You are a-maize-ing if you like corn cobs in bed.
The left and right corn ears watch each other’s backs for stalkers.
The cornball match was quite corn-templative
Studying plant biology is mainly about corn-templation
The corn stalk ran out of oil and came to a stop.
Sweet words to a corn ear did not make my corn sweeter.
Lake Eerie is haunted by ghost corn.
You might find these corn puns a bit ear-resistible
Did you know that corn is the only nut vegetable?
Before he spilled the beans, he warned that the walls of a corn maze have ears.
Popcorn at movies is an a-maize-ing experience
The corn cob at the BBQ was so delicious it was a-maize-ing
The corns on the grill were served with a sizzle. It was an a-maize-ing BBQ
Playing corn-toss ended up in a corn-undrum
I asked around if someone dropped some corn in the street, but it all fell on deaf ears.
If you ever need to talk, remember that corn is all ears.
Ours is a family of corn-loving corn-ivores, although we eat meat every once in a while.
A graduation ceremony was held to corn-gratulate the corn.
When I was on cornantine, I self-rationed to one corn bowl a day.
Playing hide-and-seek in a cornfield is an a-maizing experience.
The corn cops should do something about the stalk complaints from the local people.
Your corn car will require some corn oil.
Your ears will pop if you take corn on an airplane.
The police department cornered a wanted criminal in a cornfield.
I hope you don’t find my popcorn puns too corny.
What did the rebellious teenage corn do after school? Get her ear pierced.
The corn dog was the highlight of the corn-ival
Moldy corn flakes and Charles Manson have one thing in common: they are cereal killers.
Venturing in the corn maze was a-maize-ingly fun
Some people find corn jokes difficult to digest.
The corn stalks would celebrate their favorite scarecrow for being outstanding in his field.
My friend told me how to grow corn in my backyard with an app made in Sili-corn valley.
Are all conservative growers and farmers republic-corn supporters?
My little brother got corn-stipated after swallowing a corn cob.
I maize as well eat corn from the stalk or when it’s fallen.
The cornfield said the coming rain was music to the ears.
The secret to good corn is all about the corn-ditions it was grown in
All the farm secrets are exposed to the potatoes with eyes, the corn with ears, and the beans stalks.
We had trouble finding the lost corn cob in the giant maze.
You will need plenty of corn-centration to learn a new language.
The carrot, cucumber, and corn that fell into the ocean became C foods.
The Corn CHiPs vegetable police squad rode motorcycles.
My sister printed stalks of corn all over her crop top.
Lake Earie sounds perfect for a corn vacation.
My pop was worried that the corn cobs were a little husky.
The cornflakes remained so cereals and didn’t like the egg’s corn puns.
You should have seen how frightened the screamed corn looked!
I told my friend a corn joke, he found it quite corn-calculating
For this year’s Valentine’s day, the farmer got corn rows for his wife.
You can enjoy the husky corn on the sled.
You will need more corn-centration for that shucking.
The corn puns are an a-maize-ing source of entertainment
“It shucks! ” The little boy cried to his mother, “Corn for dinner again! ”
Used a corny pickup line on my date, it was an earful moment
A few friends held a cornball in a cornfield.
Nobody could laugh at the corny jokes made by the farmers.
The lonely baby corn asked its mom corn where popcorn was.
The corn was in the can and couldn’t answer the door.
Here, a buccaneer for your pirate corn!
A state fair corn-ival will be held in Iowa this year.
We made some corned beef by crossing a cow with a corn cob.
The corn looked so upset with his cob on.
The corn stalk moved to a different field after harvest.
The corn college prides itself in its a-corn students.
The arrested corns will spend another night in the cops’ custody for suspicion of stalking.
My corn salesman brother warns that his files are corn-fidential.
People often stalk the fresh corn at the market
The corn market is easy to stalk
We can do a little butter than plain popcorn.
Corn-versations at the market are often very engaging
Corn-ering the market is a clever strategy for any corn farmer with a knack for success.
You can eat all the candy corn you want but may never grow any.
You may find a corned toad living in a cornfield.
I bet farmers don’t get shucked at naked corn cobs as we were.
Life without corn is just ear-relevant
Mama corn didn’t think baby corn was fat, but just a little husky.
My friend made a corn pun at diner, it was corn-siderably funny
We hope these kernels of humor have POPPED your spirits and created an A-MAIZE-ING chuckle-fest for you and your friends! Whether you’re hosting a blanket party with buttered popcorn or engaging in a heated cob-on-cob competition, you now have 97 incredibly corny puns that would make even the corniest corn blush in its husk. Remember, corny doesn’t always mean bland; sometimes it’s just another word for ‘a-maize-ingly hilarious!’ Now, go ahead and share these puns, cob-ined with your own twist of humor, to butter up any party with laughter. Corn-gratulations, you’re rocking the pun corn-er! HUSK we meet again, stay CORN-tastic!
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