237 Blossoming Puns and Jokes to Petal You With Laughter

Get ready to soil yourself with laughter because a rich bouquet of flower-themed giggles is coming your way! Brace yourself, as you’re about to dive into a herbarium of humor, stuffed with the best 237 floral puns and jokes known to mankind. They’re almost too blooming funny to be true!

Each of them, researched by our team of diligent joke bees, picked from fresh puns and jokes fields, ready to put a big sunflower-sized grin on your face. But, there’s no time to wilt under the pressure of laughter, you must continue to read on, for this garden of giggles awaits you. These jokes are guaranteed to petal your whiskers and provoke bursts of bell lavishes laughter. So, gear up for the ultimate rampage of hilarity that’s about to ‘rose’ from this list!

  • What did the flower say when he saw his date? I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
  • Oopsie daisy.
  • I can’t wait to see our love grow and grow and grow.
  • Rhythm Pollination
  • Once and flor-al
  • Iris you all the happiness in the world
  • I hope your bonesets quickly.
  • Don’t be so impatiens.
  • You had me at Aloe.
  • I love you bunches.
  • I’m sharing these flower puns with my best bud.
  • I love you mum, you’re the best!
  • That is just ranunculus
  • Petal to the metal.
  • Life is better with flowers.
  • What lilac at work, I make up for at home.
  • Just peachy.
  • Hey bud, how’s it growing?
  • What’s up buttercup?
  • Be still my bleeding heart.
  • Bee kind.
  • Our love is blooming!
  • Chives right in.
  • Aloe gov’nah.
  • Don’t get so pansy with me.
  • Put the petal to the metal.
  • Why are flowers so good at problem-solving? They know how to nip things in the bud.
  • Time to take stalk of my life.
  • Vase of Spades
  • What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower? Plant one on me.
  • Gardens of the Galaxy
  • How much does a flower love their friends? Bunches.
  • What did the flower say after he told a joke? I was just pollen your leg!
  • Rose over bros.
  • I love hikes, but not when they’re so lily.
  • Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together? He just needed a kick in the bud.
  • Don’t stop beleafing.
  • I’m proud to be y-orchid
  • Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed? It was a bud omen.
  • Why didn’t the flower get a second date? He was garden variety.
  • Don’t be so posy.
  • How do you know flowers are capable of kissing? They have tulips.
  • Floral and Hardy.
  • I have a laurel exam.
  • No rain, no flowers.
  • How many lips does a flower have? Tulips.
  • Good day, sunflower.
  • Blossom buddies.
  • Orange you glad we’re best friends?
  • What is a flower’s favorite Journey song? Don’t stop be-leafing.
  • These flower puns are simply iris-istible
  • What does a flower say when they’re surprised? What in carnation!
  • We’re pinching peonies.
  • Thanks a bunch!
  • We should put our tulips together this Valentine’s day.
  • What’s a flower’s favorite band? Guns n’ Roses.
  • I really lilac you.
  • I’m head clover heals in love with these flower puns.
  • What did the flower say to another flower? We bloom together!
  • I’ll never desert you.
  • You had me at hydrangea.
  • What’s a flowers favorite thing to read? Po-sey.
  • We were mint to be.
  • Let love grow.
  • I find your petal-ness amusing.
  • If you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion.
  • Talk dirt to me.
  • You are so berry cute.
  • She’s a buttercup.
  • You made my daisy.
  • What’s a bad flower pick-up line? Let’s put our tulips together?
  • He’s a garden criminal.
  • What does a flower write on their valentine? Aloe you vera much.
  • Love is in full bloom.
  • You had me at aloe.
  • Legalize flower pot.
  • What does a flower therapist ask her patients? Are you feeling bouquet?
  • You are the baneberry of my existence.
  • How do flowers stay fresh? They bud-a-rize.
  • You’re the most beautiful girl in the cosmos.
  • Here comes the sun(flower).
  • Plants are my buds.
  • I be-leaf in you.
  • You rose to the occasion.
  • Where flowers bloom, so does hope.
  • Death Petal
  • You’re my shooting star.
  • Everything is A-Bouquet.
  • What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help? Lilac the ability to stop.
  • Erase the stigma.
  • Spring has sprung.
  • Ain’t nobody got thyme for that.
  • Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder? He just wants somebudy to love.
  • You’re my best bud!
  • What do flowers say when they’re surprised? Oh petal!
  • We were merri-gold together!
  • What kind of alcohol do flowers drink? Rosé.
  • She has a violet streak.
  • Let the good thymes roll.
  • What do you say to a pensive flower? A peony for your thoughts?
  • Don’t be so mallow.
  • What does a door to door flower salesman do? Petal his wares.
  • Get clover it.
  • I will love you till the end of thyme.
  • What in carnation?
  • Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband? She told him once and floral.
  • You grow girl!
  • What did the flower say when her son went off to college? I be-leaf in you.
  • Mums the word.
  • Life would succ without these cute flower puns!
  • We should put our tulips together.
  • What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present? I hope thistle cheer you up.
  • If I only had a trillium dollars…
  • Bride and Bloom
  • Ay poppy!
  • Daisy me rollin’.
  • Happy Mum’s Day
  • Hyacinth-ia! (Okay, so this only works for women named Cynthia)
  • My favorite movie is Stigma-ta.
  • I think of you everydaisy.
  • Every daisy is better because of you.
  • I never want you to leaf me.
  • Be patient, nothing in nature blooms all year.
  • Let’s get to the root of the problem.
  • Thistle while you work.
  • Oh kale yeah.
  • Begonia. Don’t stay.
  • Wildflower about you.
  • Still life with flowers.
  • What do you call flowers who are bffs? Buds.
  • Not a daisy goes by that I don’t think of you.
  • Oh no… I wet my plants!
  • Let’s throw a Gardenia party.
  • Live life in full bloom.
  • The day after tom-yarrow.
  • You’re my best bud.
  • What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
  • Well aloe, Dolly
  • Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run? She was leafed for dead.
  • Hosta la vista, baby!
  • We should go sea thrift store shopping.
  • Thistle house.
  • I’ve had it once and floral.
  • Light as a heather, stiff as a board.
  • I love it when you call me big poppy.
  • Don’t kale my vibe.
  • Pistil’s firing.
  • Stop trying to make vetch happen.
  • What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers? Like pollen teeth.
  • What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song? Can’t touch this.
  • Let’s put our tulips together.
  • I’m wearing my comfrey sweatshirt and pajama pants.
  • Can’t you run any aster?
  • What did the flower tell his son before a big game? I’m rooting for you.
  • Leaf me alone.
  • My love for you blossoms every day.
  • I hope thistle show you how much I love you!
  • Every rose has its hawthorn.
  • You’ll rue the day.
  • A peony saved is a peony earned.
  • Go with the flower
  • Why do flowers always drive so fast? They put the petal to the metal.
  • Plant one on me.
  • I lilac you a lot
  • Girls just want to have sunflowers.
  • Our tulips should kiss.
  • What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder? Are you a DAMNdelion?
  • On a larkspur.
  • Just wanted to say aloe!
  • A peony for your thoughts.
  • Bouquet Pokey
  • The more you grow.
  • In English class, we’re reading the Canterbury Bells.
  • Blossom and bloom.
  • I love you tulip much!
  • Edgar Allen Poe’s favorite plant is the corpse flower.
  • I’m so thorny.
  • Say it ain’t cilantro.
  • Read my tulips.
  • Oh snapdragon!
  • What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie? Backpetal.
  • My favorite shoes are crocus.
  • Of the I seed.
  • Give it time. I’ll grow on you.
  • Don’t fall at the last myrtle.
  • The flower urned this one.
  • I ain’t dandelion.
  • Every petal speaks love.
  • Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated? She rose above it.
  • I love you a lily more each day.
  • I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
  • What a foxglove
  • Merlin’s Goatbeard!
  • Party thyme.
  • Always rooting for you.
  • What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower? You had me at hydrangea.
  • What do you call a grandpa flower? Poppy.
  • Why are plants the best chefs? They’re succulent.
  • What did the flower do when she was challenged? Rose to the occasion.
  • Clean your bloom
  • The witching flower
  • Not a daisy goes by where I don’t think about you.
  • What do you say to a flower after a breakup? Get clover it.
  • Thistle be a beautiful day!
  • What is a flower’s favorite vegetable? Cauliflower.
  • How do two flowers greet each other? Hey bud, how’s it growing?
  • Last bud not least…
  • Don’t stop be-leafing.
  • I hate when bay leaves.
  • We’re mint to be.
  • Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower? It’s a budding romance.
  • I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.
  • April showers bring Mayflowers
  • I will seed you later!
  • Don’t sing out of Petunia.
  • I lilac you a whole bunch
  • I love flower-less cake.
  • What do flowers study in college? STEM.
  • Every dogwood has its day.
  • Aloe you vera much.
  • You can poppy-n anytime.
  • He loves me, he loves me lotus.
  • I’ve pollen, and I can’t get up.
  • What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance? I’ll grow on you.
  • I just want some’bud’y to love…
  • Long thyme, no see!
  • Iris my life to save you.
  • Life would succ without you.
  • Always take thyme to smell the roses.
  • What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job? Take it or leaf it.
  • What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster? Floret.
  • Eat, drink, and be rosemary.
  • The inmates are running the sweet asylum.
  • Live life in full bloom.
  • That floral feeling.
  • Hibiscus and gravy
  • How do you know you’re in love with a flower? Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.

And there you have it, folks – 237 ways to show you’re no garden-variety jokester but a full-blown blossom-brained comedian! Whether you were on a quest for the perfect vio-let pun or a rose-tinted joke, we hope these helped give your funny stem a vigorous shake. Remember, laughter is the best fertilizer for cultivating joy. So, keep sowing these seedlings of mirth and let the blossoms of laughter bloom!