56 Hilarious Mime Puns That Will Have You Laughing In Silence

The world of mime artists is a realm of quiet hilarity, where comedy doesn’t need to shout to be heard. So, dear reader, prepare to embark on a laughing spree that is as silent as the humorous routines of our mime companions. Miming is no joking matter, or is it?

Diving into this intricate list of 56 whimsical mime puns and jokes, you’ll be chuckling, chortling, and perhaps even gesticulating! Our silent clowns may not make a sound themselves, but they certainly know how to tickle your funny bone in an effortlessly charming and irresistibly funny way. Brace yourself: a laughter storm is on the horizon, sweeping you into a world where humor is visual, understated, and delightfully unexpected.

  • Why don’t mimes get invited to karaoke nights? They always mime the lyrics.
  • His uncle was his army battalion’s mime during World War II. He doesn’t like to talk about it.
  • I have never been fond of street entertainers, but I can only talk so much as a mime artist.
  • What do we say to a mime who got a promotion? Suit yourself.
  • What did the lawyer say to the mime? You’ve got the right to remain silent.
  • Why do mimes make good spies? They never spill the beans.
  • Why would a mime be a good caregiver? They are silent but carrying.
  • You know what’s mime’s favourite pancake topping? Silent syrup.
  • My brother told me I would be a great mime. I was speechless.
  • Mimes prefer silent movies, they say the dialogues distract the plot.
  • I have just been told my friend has been a part time mime for over 5 years. He must have kept that quiet.
  • We never heard from our friend since she set off on her new career as a mime.
  • What is a mime’s worst nightmare? Getting stuck in an actual box.
  • He wanted to be a mime artist. But he was awful at drawing mimes.
  • What’s a mime’s version of a teddy bear? A bear minimum.
  • A mime works at a zoo. One day, the zoo curator pulls him aside to have a chat. She tells him, “Eggo, our silverback gorilla, the main attraction here at the zoo, has sadly passed away. We can’t have the zoo losing revenue, so management is willing to hire you to dress up as a gorilla and pretend to be Eggo. You’ll be earning triple of what you’re making now. ”The mime is excited about the deal and agrees to start the next day. At first, the mime is content with pretending to be Eggo, but after some few weeks, he becomes bored. He decides he’s going to give the audience a real show. He climbs on top of his enclosure and starts pounding his chest while swinging around, and the crowd loves it. Unfortunately, the mime slips and falls over the fence into the adjacent enclosure, which is a lion’s pen. The lion starts to charge at the mime and, at first, he keeps up the shtick, starts running away as if he’s a gorilla. However, the lion starts gaining on him and the mime can’t keep up the act and starts running as fast as he can. Eventually, the lion leaps on the mime and pins him down. At this moment, the mime gives up the whole act and starts yelling, “Help! Somebody? Help! Call the zookeepers! ” The lion gets hold of him and goes, “Dude, what do you think you’re doing? You’re gonna get us fired. ”
  • Mimes do not like Rock Paper Scissors, they always draw silent.
  • Why was the mime hired by the mafia to do the dirty work? Because he won’t say a word when interrogated by the police.
  • Why did they arrest the mime? He was the main suspect in an unspeakable crime.
  • The mime got kicked out of the library. Apparently, actions speak louder than words.
  • A mime in my campus was arrested by the police after breaking his right hand in a fight. However, he still has the right to remain silent.
  • What did the mime tell the other mime? Nothing.
  • How can you know if your mime wife wants to divorce you? She will show you the door.
  • Each year, hundreds of kids are taken to mime school. Never to be heard from again.
  • I held an air guitar party. The mime living across the street came around to complain.
  • My friend said he wants to be a mime. Thumbs down to that.
  • Mime on mime violence has been going on for years. You just never hear about it.
  • When people say puns are the lowest form of humor, the mimes just nod.
  • Why was the mime unhappy at the party? He felt trapped by empty chatter.
  • ”You just don’t have what it takes to be a mime”“What? Was it something I said? ”“Yes”
  • Why do mimes usually stay single? They are good at barring gestures.
  • Why did the young man break up with the mime? He felt she was pulling invisible strings in their relationship.
  • He strangled a mime artist, With a cordless phone.
  • My parents recently filed for a divorce, and they’re both mimes. They just don’t communicate.
  • Which disease do mimes fear the most? Gesticular cancer.
  • Why was the mime arrested in the library? His actions spoke louder than words.
  • If a mime is locked inside a greenhouse, Will anyone know he needs help?
  • What’s the hardest thing about a mime’s diet? Cutting out all the physical carbs.
  • Did you see the mime accident? It was an unspeakable horror.
  • A mime was fired yesterday. She was caught thinking outside the box at her workplace.
  • ”Hey, I want to register for mime classes. ”“Ah, say no more. ”
  • What’s a mime’s favourite dance move? The Robot, as it’s well-rehearsed.
  • Why are pantomimes also called panto? The mime is silent.
  • Why didn’t the mime get his Christmas present? He couldn’t unwrap the idea.
  • What’s the first rule of mime club? You don’t talk about mime club.
  • Did you hear they arrested the serial killer mime? He got off without a sentence.
  • Why don’t mimes fight back? They don’t want to add insult to imagery.
  • Why are famous female mime artists so few? The glass ceiling.
  • Why did the mime refuse to play charades? It seemed all too familiar.
  • Why is the mime always sad? He has been suffering in silence for years.
  • What did the coffee say to the mime? You’re brewing up some strong silence.
  • The mime wrote an autobiography. Unfortunately, there was a lot left unsaid.
  • I forgot to attend the dress rehearsal of a silent movie I’m supposed to act in. Mime mistake.
  • Our friend was kidnapped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to him.
  • My friend was given a job to judge mime talent contestants. It’s the quiet ones he has to look out for.
  • She was fired from her job as a mime today. She didn’t go quietly.

We hope you enjoyed these 56 mime-tastic puns as much as we enjoyed curating them for you. We’re sure they left you holding your sides in mute laughter, proving that sometimes, the most uproarious jests leave no sound in their wake. Remember, humor is universal, transcending words and even sound. Keep laughing, keep miming and keep spreading the silent chuckles! Stay tuned for more silent but deadly pun lists like this.