44 Rain Puns And Jokes To Shower Your Friends With Laughter

Welcome to a refreshing downpour of humor, guaranteed to pepper your day with joy and light-hearted fun! We present to you a cloudburst of 44 hilariously drenched jokes and puns, all dancing to the rhythm of the rainy theme. Much like an unexpected umbrella malfunction, these jokes might just catch you off-guard and drench you in giggles!

So get ready to splash right into the puddle of laughter, for it’s about to rain fun here! From sprinkling humor like raindrops to causing a thunderous laugh-out-loud moment, each quip and jest in this assortment is dedicated to transforming your drizzly days into a torrent of sunshine and smiles. Go ahead, dive in, the weather’s just perfect for a hearty laugh!

  • What goes up while the rain goes down? An umbrella.
  • What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.
  • Should we bring umbrellas for this weather? Of course, that’s a no-rainer.
  • Rainy days are perfect for ducks, they’re weather conditioned.
  • Rain is just thunder’s applause, celebrating The Sky’s performance.
  • Want to know what the wettest animal on the planet is? A raindeer.
  • Did you hear the isobar is the perfect place for all meteorologists to stop to get a drink on their way home.
  • Someone in Japan made an umbrella for dogs. It’s a perfect pug-brella.
  • It was just raining ice cream, but now there are just sprinkles.
  • What does a book wear when the weather is bad? A rain quote.
  • The thunder asked the lightning out on a date, it said it was too striking.
  • What’s a raincloud’s favorite pie? Pecip-pie-tation.
  • Fly through a rainbow, and I guarantee you will pass your flight exam with flying colors.
  • In Hollywood rain stories are told in show-ers and don’t tell-ers.
  • It’s raining cats and dogs, now there are poodles everywhere.
  • What is with this kind of weather? I am nearly certain the bride to be will be quite hoarse after walking through this bridal shower.
  • Books on precipitation are always checked out. They are a real page soaker.
  • I have recently learned a little about the weather bureau. It’s an umbrella organization that protects us from all kinds of precipitation.
  • When does it rain money? When there is a change in weather!
  • The thunder wasn’t feeling well, so it went to see a cloudiologist.
  • The weather report says to expect lots of rain for the next few weeks. I drought it’s right though.
  • Did you hear about the raindrop that went to the party? It had a blast, it got downpour!
  • A salt shaker asked a raindrop, “Are you Samuel or just plain rain?”
  • Raindrops are the perfect musicians. They always hit the right notes, have tempo-rature moderate.
  • Why did the rain take a break? It needed re-hydrain
  • What always falls on the ground but never gets injured? Rain.
  • Why do race car drivers love rainy days? They enjoy doing drifts.
  • In bad weather you should always keep the horse reined up, especially if it’s raining down hard.
  • What did the storm say when it opened up the photo album? Let’s take a trip down memory rain.
  • Why don’t clouds use banks? They prefer liquid assets.
  • Rainy days are perfect for kids, they can go-splash-it all day.
  • Showers should like the rain, they sprinkle after all.
  • What do raindrops say in a crowd? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
  • Bees are lucky, they fly right through the rain and already have their yellow jackets on.
  • Rain is Mother Nature’s way of cleansing our environment, like a sky-draulic system.
  • Don’t knock on the weather, it has precipitation.
  • Rain is just Mother Nature’s way of giving us a cool shower.
  • This rain could best be named after chickens and ducks. It is foul weather for sure.
  • The sun tells the most terrible puns, that’s why clouds cry so much.
  • Why do we have rainy days? So plants don’t feel under the weather.
  • When I was young there was a myth that we were told about rain storms. Lighting bolts go all the way to cloud nine!
  • How do you think cows keep each udder dry? They lie down in the rain of course.
  • Yesterday, I said it was raining cats and dogs. I was shocked when I saw a man pull out some ketchup after he heard me say that. I later learned he thought I said it was raining hotdogs!
  • What do clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear.

And there we have it, folks! A grand total of 44 droplet-drenched puns and jokes, each one more saturated with hilarity than the last. These gags are sure to cause a thunderous applause or summon a rainbow of smiles, regardless of whether you’re a rain lover or a drizzle-dodger. Remember, the next time a storm brews, don’t let your spirit be clouded. Instead, lighten the mood with a few puns that will surely flood your friends and family with laughter. And when you do, just be careful, wouldn’t want to cause a laughter avalanche, would we?