57 Hilarious Mango Puns That’ll Make You Burst into Laughter

If you think a mango is just a delicious, tropical fruit, prepare to have your mind blown! This humble citrus is not only a powerhouse of vitamins and minerals, it’s also the star of our humorous universe. From rip-roaring one-liners to side-splitting jibes, the humble mango has been the source of some astonishingly belly-ache-inducing wit. From tiny tangerine-tots to seasoned satsuma-seniors, these gags are sure to tickle the funny bone of fruit fanatics far and wide.

So brace yourselves, your view of this luscious fruit will never be the same again. With 57 juicy gems of humor, we’ll explore the world of mango madness where laughter is the only side effect. Be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of giggles and guffaws as you peel back the layers of these mango marvels. You’re about to embark on the journey of wit where mangos don’t just swing from branches, they tickle your funny bone too! So sit back, relax and let’s see if, like a ripe mango, these jokes can make you burst into laughter! Who knew humor could be this tasty!

  • What method do video gamers use to check if a mango is ripe or not? They use the Pokemango method.
  • What do a foot traveler that never stays in one place for very long and a street named after mangoes have in common? They are both referred to as Mango Way.
  • What kind of fruit lives underground but can sometimes be spotted on the surface? A man-gopher!
  • We were having a dinner party but forgot to get juice and coffee. As a backup, we mashed up a bunch of mangoes with some other fruit and poured it into a punch bowl and put a sign in front of it that read Mea Pulpa!
  • What do you get when you cross a mango with a zombie? A man-ghoul!
  • What part of the hospital do pregnant fruits go to when they are about to deliver a baby fruit? The fruiternity ward!
  • Where do you find the most intelligent mangos? In a Mango-nna Lisa.
  • Why did the mango go to the party? It heard there would be a fruit punch!
  • Why did the green mango and the produce lady’s relationship not last? Because he just wasn’t her ripe.
  • Why doesn’t a mango ever fight back? Because it always turns the other peel.
  • Why is a mango tree considered to be just as good as a laxative? Because they both can really make a mango to the bathroom.
  • What is a mango’s favorite movie catchphrase? It takes two to mango!
  • How do the residents of the fruit basket greet each warm summer morning? They roll over and say “What a mango-nificent day! ”
  • What do you call it when a mango can’t help but dance? The mango-groove.
  • What is a mango called when it becomes a spirit? A mangost.
  • How did the mango ask out its crush? It said, will you go to the fruit dance with me? We will have a pearing good time.
  • Why was the mango good at playing poker? Because it always had a poker fruit face.
  • What do you call a mango who is well versed in literature? A poetree!
  • How do you fit a mango tree into a flower pot? You plant it.
  • Why do fruits not like being preserved? Because it is such a jarring process!
  • Why did the mango join the gym? It felt like it needed a better peel.
  • How does a mango show appreciation? It gives fruitful compliments.
  • What fruit do cavemen consider to be their favorite? Mango!
  • What is the easiest way to make a mango shake? Have it watch a scary movie with you.
  • Remember this important point when explaining any situation regarding an altercation between two fruits: It takes two to mango!
  • How does a mango disguise itself? It reshapes into a square and turns green.
  • When is a mango in its element? When it’s put in a fruit salad, because it gets to hang out with all its fruit friends.
  • How can you tell if your significant other likes mangoes or not? If they like yellow, you are all good. If not, you let that man-go!
  • What’s the mango’s favorite day of the week? Sunder-ripe!
  • What is a mango’s happy place? Wherever there’s another juicy mango!
  • What do sports commentators shout when a mango scores a point in a game? They shout: “Mangoal! ”
  • I picked up a newspaper today to catch up on current events. The front page was splashed with the craziest headline I’ve ever seen. “Mangos to war! ” It seems there is a dispute between the orchard workers and the mango trees which has resulted in an all-out battle.
  • If a mango was in an action movie, what would it be called? Mango Unchained.
  • What do upset fruits yell when they get stuck in rush hour traffic? “Mango already! ”
  • I told my fiance that I wasn’t a big fan of mangoes, but I hoped that they would grow on me as she really enjoyed them. She looked at me and said “Don’t worry, I think they will. We just have to water you properly. ”
  • When a mango is sad, where does it go? To therapy, because every mango has its pits.
  • Why did the mango go to school? Because it wanted to be a fruit scholar!
  • What is a mango’s favorite season? Summer, it’s the juicy-est!
  • There was a theft in the local orchard today and when the sheriff arrived, his first question to the farmer was “Which way did the mango? ”
  • What is the result of a disagreement between humans and mangos? Man goes to war!
  • What do you call a tree covered in various shaped and different-sized fruits? A geometree!
  • What did the gardeners give their boss as a parting gift when he was retiring from the orchard? A mango!
  • Why should you avoid fruit juices made in large factories? Because they are mass pro-juiced!
  • What is the one dance every fruit knows how to do? The Mango!
  • Why did the mango feel left out? It didn’t understand the fruit language, just mango-languages.
  • What is a mango’s favorite book? The Great Gatspeach.
  • Why don’t mangos relax in the sun? They don’t dis-peach-iate the heat!
  • What do you say when you see a mango at a concert? They’re the fruit of the show!
  • What is a mango’s favorite video game? Pokeman-go!
  • How does a mango keep up with the news? It reads the daily pulp.
  • Why don’t mangos ever get lost? Because they always find their own slice of paradise.
  • What do you call a mango who knows karate? A mango-ninja!
  • How are bartenders instructed to deal with unruly customers that barge to the front of the line to order their fruit drinks? They are told to tell the customer “Hey, man-go back to the end of line and wait your turn please! ”
  • What do you call a mango on a sports team? A team fruit!.
  • Why are tropical fruits so popular? Because they are packed with energy and vitamins. They really make a mango!
  • What is considered the most expensive fruit in the world? Mangolds!
  • I watched the fruit race today and the pain I saw on the mango’s face was utterly pulpable.

Well folks, we truly hope that you’re feeling mango-nificently amused after combing through those 57 rib-ticklers! We absolutely love a good fruit-based pun, and we’re pretty sure we’ve managed to squish every possible laugh out of our sun-kissed friend, Mr. Mango. Remember, laughter is good medicine and should be taken daily (just like fruit!) We trust these have brightened your day and look forward to peeling back the layers of humour again soon, with even more zesty jests to tingle your funny bone. Till then, stay mango-ific!