Get ready to burst into laughter, as we’re bringing you a frothy mix of fun in the world of chewy, tasty, and addictive boba! Discover a smooth blend of humor that will stir up giggles and grins, perfect for sharing with friends and family who share your love for this bubble-filled delight.
Dive into this blend of humor where boba is the hero, giving you 59 unique twists on playful jargon paired with the fantastic world of boba drinks. It’s a tea-rrific combination of puns and jokes with a bouncy boba twist sure to tickle your funny taste buds. So sit back, sip on your glass of milk tea, and let the hilarity bubble up!
Why did the tea shop owner decide to stop serving bubble tea to his customers? Because they just couldn’t get Oolong when they ordered their Boba.
Where do Boba Pearls like to hang out with their friends? At the tapi-o-carnival!
My wife and I were on a walk the other day and she decided she wanted to duck into the tea shop to get a Boba. I waited outside with our dog, and when she came back out she looked sad. I asked her what was wrong and she said that when she ordered, the cashier asked her to move Oolong to the pick-up counter.
Why was the boba tea sent to jail? It was charged with a-salt and batter-tea!
What is the bubble tea’s favorite kind of music? Bubble-gum pop!
What did the large bubble tea say to the small bubble tea? You may be smaller, but sure are a cu-tea!
Why did the boba compliment its straw? It sucked up to it!
What musical tool has Boba Tea mastered? The mixer!
What do you call an order of bubble tea with no tapioca pearls in it? Simplici-tea!
Why did the bubble tea blush? It saw the straw-berry!
What kind of bubble tea supports runners? Chari-tea!
What is the name of the top selling Boba thriller this year? The Pearl Who Played With Fire!
Why did the boba not enjoy the thriller movie? Because it was a lot more taro-fying than it thought it would be.
Why did the boba pearls break up? They felt too strained!
Why did the boba pearls never get lost? They always stick together!
What does a boba pearl say when it’s ready? I’m all brewed up and ready to roll!
Why did the boba pearl quit the job? It was tired of getting so-aked!
Why do bubble tea enthusiasts make good writers? Because they know the power of the draft!
What do Boba Tea makers use as part of their work uniform? A tea-shirt!
Why should you never share secrets with bubble tea? Because it might spill the beans!
What did the bubble tea write on its valentine’s card for the coffee? You give me boba-flies every time I see you. Will you be my valentine?
What do you call a boba drinker who tells too many boba puns? Boba-ring!
Why does the boba tea envy the coffee? It has more grounds!
What do you call bubble tea that has tapioca pearls that have gone bad in it? Naugh-tea!
Why did the bubble tea wear a uniform? It didn’t want to be s-tea-lthy!
What beverage do sheep love to order at the cafe regularly? Bo-baaa Tea!
If bubble tea had its own song, what would it be called? All Oolong The Watchtower!
Why did the matcha bubble tea turn red? It saw the milk tea!
Which is the most delicious smelling of all the boba teas? The frui-tea ones!
Why did the bubble tea not take part in any of the activities at the tea party? Because it was too chai!
If bubble tea had a favorite sci-fi character, who would it be? Boba Fett for sure!
What do you call a Boba Tea that has an extra flavor in it than what you ordered? A bubble whammy!
What is the second job that all boba tea shop owners have? Boba-sitting!
What do you call an old boba tea? A has-bean!
What does Tai Chi have in common with Chai Bubble Tea? They both hurt afterwards and make you warm all over!
I saw a new item on the menu when I went to the tea shop the other day. It was called ‘Fantasy’. Curious, I inquired about it with the server when it was my turn to order. “Imagine, if you will, the best bubble tea to ever be created is in your hands right now and waiting for you to take your first sip. That’s a fan-tea-sy, ” they said.
What flavor of bubble tea can light a campfire in the wilderness? Matcha!
What makes bubble tea such a brilliant beverage? It must be all of those pearls of wisdom it contains!
When Moses learned about tea, how did he end up making it? He-brewed it!
What kind of bubble tea does a secret agent order? Espion-pink!
If bubble tea wore jewelry, what would its favorite jewelry be? Pearls, of course!
How do tea lovers talk about their favorite cup of bubble tea? I like how you make me feel bubbly inside!
What show does the bubble tea like to watch when it is relaxing on a day off from the tea shop? Gossip Pearls.
What vehicle does a bubble tea maker use to get from place to place? A tapio-car!
What is the most popular bubble tea served on the international space station? Anti-Gravi-Tea!
I had a new bubble tea flavor today and before I knew it, I was dozing in my chair. I woke up about twenty minutes later and was kind of in shock. I asked the server what was in the tea and he said that it was made with Sereni-Tea.
I walked into a new bubble tea shop near the office today and it looked identical to my favorite tea shop near my parents’ place when I was growing up. Talk about Déja-brew.
What is the name of the number one hit on the tea billboards this year? I Kissed A Pearl!
What kind of bubble tea do deer prefer to drink? C-antelope flavored bubble tea.
What type of boba tea has rhythm? Be-bop-boba!
Who is the most famous bubble tea warrior of all time? Oolong the Boba-rian!
What kind of puns does a bubble tea like? Pu-erh-les of wisdom!
What TV show do boba pearls love? Game of Scones!
How does the bubble tea always know how its future ends? It gets regular taro readings.
What did the bubble tea say to its fan? I’m truly infusiastic about you!
Why are boba workers always happy? They steep positivity!
What did the tapioca say to the Oolong tea when they were placed on the same shelf? “We make a pearl-fect fit, don’t you agree? ”
Why don’t boba teas get along with computers? They keep pressing the escape key!
What did the pirate ship’s captain say when he boarded the transport ship and discovered its hull was full of all kinds of tea? Ahoy Ma-Teas!
Well, there you have it folks, a bevvy of boba-licious puns, enough to sweeten any conversation! We hope these 59 delightful zingers have left your sense of humor feeling as refreshed as a cold bubble tea on a hot day. Remember, laughter is like boba- it leaves you with a bubbly feeling inside. So, whether you’re a seasoned boba enthusiast or just testing the tapioca-watered territory, these puns are pearls of comedy wisdom. May they tickle your funny bone as satisfyingly as that burst of flavor from the first bite of a perfectly cooked tapioca pearl!
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