38 Hilarious Exam Puns That Will Make You Ace Your Laughter Test

Ready for a comedic cram session? We’ve been up all night grading papers (don’t worry, no red ink stains here!) and we’ve found some of the funniest, wittiest, and test-worthy puns and anecdotes about that universal experience: exams. From pop-quiz panic to final exam frenzy, we’ve got every heart-racing, pencil-chewing, answer second-guessing scenario covered. Studying may be stressful, but these 38 puns are certain to lighten the load and have you acing your laughter lines.

The best part? No studying required. These comedic nuggets are just waiting to be savored. So switch off that calculator, put down your pen, and get ready for some Grade-A humor that’s bound to make all those late-night cramming sessions seem like a hilarious walk down memory lane. We promise, you’ll be lapping up this laughter syllabus with high marks. Conquer your academic angst and continue scrolling, because these ‘Exam’ theme jokes and puns are just what the professor ordered!

  • Our teacher hasn’t been giving us regular work since the beginning of the year. Nobody knows why. We just know something made her really upset, and she hasn’t let it go. From day one, she’s been giving us nothing but exams for school, exams for home, even exams for lunch. We’re all annoyed and trying not to snap at her. You could say we’re beginning to get a little testy.
  • It’s easy to prepare for a pest control exam. All you have to do is stay up all night swatting.
  • Why was the computer cold during the exam? It left its Windows open.
  • The nervous needles didn’t go to school. They had a jab of exams.
  • I tried to ace the exam on safely capturing butterflies, but I got a bee instead.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me in the exam.
  • Failure in the eye exam test made the boy to realise everything in life is not in sight.
  • Why did the student bring a ladder to his exam? Because he wanted to reach the top of his class.
  • Why did the kid study in the aeroplane? Because he wanted a higher education.
  • How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring during the exam.
  • Why did the M&M take an exam? It really wanted to be a Smartie.
  • My German teacher pulled me aside after class this afternoon. He told me that I had been doing very poorly in his class, and asked me if I was ok. I told him I was going through a rough time in my personal life, and he sympathized. “Tell you what, ” he said, “Before I let you go home, I’ll make you a deal. If you can ask me one question and make one statement in German to me right now, I’ll give you extra credit and I won’t drop you from my class. You can have a second chance. ” I hesitated for a moment, trying to decide what to say in German. Finally I nodded, looked him in the eyes, and said, “c’est impossible! Ola, kawaii? ”
  • What wild animal does well on exams despite not studying? The cheetah.
  • Last week our class was asked to do a study and write a paper about how effective it can be to use manure to fertilize land. The study was just a bunch of crap.
  • I took a psychic exam last week. I failed miserably. It was devastating because I really looked forward to that job as a fortune teller. I guess I just didn’t see it coming.
  • I passed the exam by using my lucky pencil. It was simply meant 2b.
  • Teachers who take class attendance are truly a present. Because they always mark you present.
  • If I had ten cents for every math exam I failed I would have $7. 43.
  • I failed my abstract algebra exam. The answers didn’t feel like they belonged to me.
  • What do you call a dinosaur that takes school tests? A thesaurus.
  • Just like bread, exam results are often on a roll.
  • The formula for water made my chemistry exam look so easy. It’s like H to O.
  • They say the customer is always right, so I took my exam in a grocery store.
  • I failed the gardening exam even with extra thyme.
  • Why was the music book so good at exams? Because it had all the notes.
  • What do an exam paper and a thermometer have in common? Both of them test degrees.
  • Our school is great, but there is a very bad wasp problem every year. Today, our teacher handed out jars and took us outside at recess, so we could have a test to see who could catch the most wasps in their jar before the bell rang. She promised us extra credit and we agreed. We all did very well. My best friend caught the most and won a reward. I got second place, but only because we discovered that two of my wasps were actually bees. I would have gotten an A otherwise. But I was fine with having a bee plus.
  • My dog ate my homework on nutrition, I didn’t question it. It was well-seasoned.
  • The other day I was asked by my teacher to write a paper about all the different kinds of trees. I didn’t realize how much I actually knew. I was stumped.
  • The teacher set up a calculus exam for the end of the year. I studied hard so that when the time came for the test, I was ready. However, as soon as the test began, I knew I had failed. My teacher was sitting right beside me, but so was another lady who looked exactly like her. I just couldn’t differentiate between them.
  • Our professor split us all into pairs to work on a mix of different projects together. He named our groups with his own interesting method so he could tell us apart. Each group was called Group Test and a different letter of the alphabet so that he could write things down without having to write all our names down. He would use the letters in plural because he believed it would be fun. My partner and I were assigned to work on a project about human anatomy. The teacher called us “Group Test Es. ”
  • I asked my students to choose their own subject for a presentation in history class for extra credit. Most of them did very well. One of my students came into the classroom that morning with a bulging white trash bag. I couldn’t think for the life of me what could be in that bag, or what part of history it was supposed to represent. Instead of asking questions, I asked him to place the bag behind my desk until it was his turn to present. I was tempted to look in the bag, but I controlled myself. When it was his turn to present, the student thanked me and retrieved the bag from behind my desk. Then he stood in front of my desk, opened the trash bag, and dumped the contents all over the floor. There was a mixture of confusion and amusement. My student had dumped a large pile of white clothes onto the floor. Concerned, I asked him what this had to do with history. Without skipping a beat, he said, “Before I went to bed last night, I washed all of these clothes until they didn’t have a spec of dirt on them. ” Still a bit confused, I raised my eyebrows and encouraged him to go farther. “You see, ” he explained, “My mother taught me that white-washing is a major factor in history. ”
  • Why can’t machines take school tests? Because you can’t use calculators.
  • Why did the textbook go to the therapist? Because it had too many problems.
  • If you cross an exam with a vampire, you will get Count Dracula’s grades.
  • The traffic light exam was hard. I had to stop to think.
  • Why was the math exam unhappy? Because it felt really testy.
  • On a clock exam, all students were hands-on.

And there you have it, folks! We’ve laughed and groaned our way through these 38 belly-aching, knee-slapping, eye-rolling exam-themed puns designed exclusively to help you tickle your funny bone while taking a breather from your study sessions. We sure hope you’ve managed to ace your laughter test! Just remember, while puns may not quite make up for failing an algebra exam, they certainly add an extra dose of ‘haha’ to your everyday hustle! Keep smiling, keep chuckling and most importantly, keep revisiting these puns whenever the exam stress threatens to boggle your mind!