Brace yourselves, humor aficionados, because you’re about to embark on a zesty journey into the world of wordplay that’s as sweet as a juicy peach and far more amusing than slipping on a banana peel. With the perfect balance of wit, whimsy, and a dash of natural sugars, we’ve made a list of puns and jokes that’s guaranteed to leave you pining for more.
Banish the sour mood and rest your mind with apple-ause worthy puns that’ll keep your laughter echoes reaching far across the orchard. From berries to melons, we promise you a fruit salad of hilarity that will keep you entertained throughout. Whether you’re a fan of apple puns or love a good old rib-tickling banana joke, our list of 92 hilariously juicy fruit puns will take you on a rollercoaster ride from giggles to guffaws. So tighten your seatbelts, prepare your funny bones, and dive right in!
It doesn’t matter who was right that is neither here nor pear.
I look grape in that new shirt!
You are so funny your jokes are kiwi-ing me!
There will never be anyone else for me lime all yours forever.
Pear me, I’ve got some juicy gossip to share.
Wow you like sports so do I! Do you think we kiwi friends?
Thank you for helping me move today. You are such a peach.
I really like you but sorry I have no fancy words to impress you. Pick up limes are not my strong point.
That pun is so corny it’s a-maize-ing.
We are the perfect couple because we have so much in common, apricot-ly like that.
It seems like your melon-choly today, do you need to talk?
I wish I had the zest for life that you have.
Where have you been all my life? We totally make a great pear!
Stop being so afraid to talk to her, grow a pear and go ask her out!
That’s a peachy idea for the new marketing campaign!
What do fruit use to unlock their homes? Kiwi’s!
I truly appreciate all your hard work. It is very personally important to me that I don’t take you for pomegranate ever.
You cleaned the whole house without being told? Your work ethic is so fig-gin amazing!
Yes I am sure it happened right in front of me I saw it with my berry own eyes!
Never forget how special you are, you are truly one in a melon!
Girl you are one fine looking apple!
Just like a lemon, sometimes life is bitter but you gotta make lemonade.
You got me breakfast in bed? How sweet thanks a bunch for your thoughtfulness!
Thanks so much for the ride to work I greatly ap-peach-iate it!
Really you are going to blame me how plum-believable!
I find her very appealing. Did she get a makeover recently?
Should we bring something to the BBQ? Yes, let’s be polite and bring some berry good wine.
You got the report I forgot? Thanks a melon I owe you!
Ok my parents are ok with us getting married but she said we absolutely cantaloupe!
I would be honored if you would be my Valen-lime!
Wow great run today you are hard core when it comes to speed.
Even though I have made some new friends you will always be my main squeeze.
That new job offer was plum unexpected!
Don’t get yourself into a jam over this new software update.
Peach out, man! The argument isn’t worth it.
Grape minds think alike!
Do you know what a sleepy fruit is called? A nap-ricot!
Don’t be jealous lime all yours!
Wow have you been working out? Because I find your body so ap-peel-ing!
The broken window is not all your fault it does take two to mango!
You are stuck with me forever! I am totally bananas for you! We are never splitting.
Don’t forget you are a queen and just like a pineapple always remember to wear your crown with pride.
Why are the apples always alone? Because they don’t want to be pear-essured!
I know it is hard to wait until you are married but please don’t give into pear pressure.
I can’t wait for you to come home. I miss you so berry much!
Oh snap citrus just got real!
Don’t fret about your application just take a deep breathe and let it mango!
I know you think you know everything but you really need to respect your elder-berries!
What a grape discovery! This could advance our research.
If the sink is not working then you are going to have to call the plum-ber
Hey can you please hold my purse until lime ready?
That was a great joke, you have a grape sense of humor.
I know the pandemic has been very hard but you have to cherry on!
I guava bone to pick with my husband after work!
Do not be afraid our love will kiwi us through.
This is vacation we are going to eat, drink and be cherry!
Baby how did I get so lucky? You are totally juice the cutest girl ever!
Babe lets go your cherry-ot awaits to take you to the spa!
Dang girl I love it when you call me big papaya!
You’re juiced the best!
Oh no I think I have COVID I am not peeling well at all.
Happy Anniversary baby I love you so cherry much for today and forever.
It was the last straw-berry that made me start diet.
We’ve been fight a lot recently, let’s let bygones be bay-gones.
Never forget how truly amazing you are ! You are totally the apple of my eye!
If you really love him then fight for him and don’t ever let that mango!
You are the only one who will ever have the kiwi to my heart!
I am not going to tell you again. Citra ass down now!
No matter what happens never forget that you have a peach of my heart forever!
Wow I love your artwork. It is for sure an orange-inal!
Just relax and we will have a great time. I have already oranged everything for our trip!
Great job on your math test you did absolutely grape!
I am so glad we found each other honeydew you know how happy and complete you make me feel?
Thank you for the gift care. I apple-solutely appreciate it in this time of need!
It’s not too much work, don’t cherry-pick your tasks.
If I haven’t said it recently never forget that I will always cherry-ish you!
Thank you for the flowers. You are so cherry sweet.
Don’t worry about what anyone else thinks you are absolutely pear-fect just the way you are!
If you want me to eat healthy then you need to practice what you peach.
Wow you got me coffee this morning? You are so sweet, thank you so berry much!
Girl I just have to tell you that if you were a piece of fruit you would totally be a fine-apple!
Never forget that I am always going to be grateful for our one of a kind friend ship!
Hope I am not being too forward but wow what a great pair of melons you have
Wow we have not seen each other since high school! Orange you glad to finally see me again?
When ordering at the juice bar, squeeze the day!
Don’t worry the test is no fig deal.
They told him not to drive the car, but he didn’t kiwi
I am so glad we have this class together so we could meet each other. I am so glad we are friends orange you?
Be careful not to accent-peel-y trip over that!
Oh my gosh my husband got me a vacuum for my birthday that man doesn’t guava clue what I like.
Boy I just have to tell you olive you forever and always.
You only live once squeeze the day.
And there you have it – 92 servings of sweet, humorous fruiticana, ready to be devoured! We’ve cherry-picked the ripest jokes, peeled back the layers of sly humor, and squeezed out all the punny goodness just for you. So whether you have an appetite for apples, a penchant for peaches, or a craving for coconuts, we trust you had a berry good time laughing your peels off. Remember, flavor is temporary but a good fruit pun… now that’s grape fun that never spoils!
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