92 Juicy Fruit Puns That Will Make You Go Bananas

Brace yourselves, humor aficionados, because you’re about to embark on a zesty journey into the world of wordplay that’s as sweet as a juicy peach and far more amusing than slipping on a banana peel. With the perfect balance of wit, whimsy, and a dash of natural sugars, we’ve made a list of puns and jokes that’s guaranteed to leave you pining for more.

Banish the sour mood and rest your mind with apple-ause worthy puns that’ll keep your laughter echoes reaching far across the orchard. From berries to melons, we promise you a fruit salad of hilarity that will keep you entertained throughout. Whether you’re a fan of apple puns or love a good old rib-tickling banana joke, our list of 92 hilariously juicy fruit puns will take you on a rollercoaster ride from giggles to guffaws. So tighten your seatbelts, prepare your funny bones, and dive right in!

  • It doesn’t matter who was right that is neither here nor pear.
  • I look grape in that new shirt!
  • You are so funny your jokes are kiwi-ing me!
  • There will never be anyone else for me lime all yours forever.
  • Pear me, I’ve got some juicy gossip to share.
  • Wow you like sports so do I! Do you think we kiwi friends?
  • Thank you for helping me move today. You are such a peach.
  • I really like you but sorry I have no fancy words to impress you. Pick up limes are not my strong point.
  • That pun is so corny it’s a-maize-ing.
  • We are the perfect couple because we have so much in common, apricot-ly like that.
  • It seems like your melon-choly today, do you need to talk?
  • I wish I had the zest for life that you have.
  • Where have you been all my life? We totally make a great pear!
  • Stop being so afraid to talk to her, grow a pear and go ask her out!
  • That’s a peachy idea for the new marketing campaign!
  • What do fruit use to unlock their homes? Kiwi’s!
  • I truly appreciate all your hard work. It is very personally important to me that I don’t take you for pomegranate ever.
  • You cleaned the whole house without being told? Your work ethic is so fig-gin amazing!
  • Yes I am sure it happened right in front of me I saw it with my berry own eyes!
  • Never forget how special you are, you are truly one in a melon!
  • Girl you are one fine looking apple!
  • Just like a lemon, sometimes life is bitter but you gotta make lemonade.
  • You got me breakfast in bed? How sweet thanks a bunch for your thoughtfulness!
  • Thanks so much for the ride to work I greatly ap-peach-iate it!
  • Really you are going to blame me how plum-believable!
  • I find her very appealing. Did she get a makeover recently?
  • Should we bring something to the BBQ? Yes, let’s be polite and bring some berry good wine.
  • You got the report I forgot? Thanks a melon I owe you!
  • Ok my parents are ok with us getting married but she said we absolutely cantaloupe!
  • I would be honored if you would be my Valen-lime!
  • Wow great run today you are hard core when it comes to speed.
  • Even though I have made some new friends you will always be my main squeeze.
  • That new job offer was plum unexpected!
  • Don’t get yourself into a jam over this new software update.
  • Peach out, man! The argument isn’t worth it.
  • Grape minds think alike!
  • Do you know what a sleepy fruit is called? A nap-ricot!
  • Don’t be jealous lime all yours!
  • Wow have you been working out? Because I find your body so ap-peel-ing!
  • The broken window is not all your fault it does take two to mango!
  • You are stuck with me forever! I am totally bananas for you! We are never splitting.
  • Don’t forget you are a queen and just like a pineapple always remember to wear your crown with pride.
  • Why are the apples always alone? Because they don’t want to be pear-essured!
  • I know it is hard to wait until you are married but please don’t give into pear pressure.
  • I can’t wait for you to come home. I miss you so berry much!
  • Oh snap citrus just got real!
  • Don’t fret about your application just take a deep breathe and let it mango!
  • I know you think you know everything but you really need to respect your elder-berries!
  • What a grape discovery! This could advance our research.
  • If the sink is not working then you are going to have to call the plum-ber
  • Hey can you please hold my purse until lime ready?
  • That was a great joke, you have a grape sense of humor.
  • I know the pandemic has been very hard but you have to cherry on!
  • I guava bone to pick with my husband after work!
  • Do not be afraid our love will kiwi us through.
  • This is vacation we are going to eat, drink and be cherry!
  • Baby how did I get so lucky? You are totally juice the cutest girl ever!
  • Babe lets go your cherry-ot awaits to take you to the spa!
  • Dang girl I love it when you call me big papaya!
  • You’re juiced the best!
  • Oh no I think I have COVID I am not peeling well at all.
  • Happy Anniversary baby I love you so cherry much for today and forever.
  • It was the last straw-berry that made me start diet.
  • We’ve been fight a lot recently, let’s let bygones be bay-gones.
  • Never forget how truly amazing you are ! You are totally the apple of my eye!
  • If you really love him then fight for him and don’t ever let that mango!
  • You are the only one who will ever have the kiwi to my heart!
  • I am not going to tell you again. Citra ass down now!
  • No matter what happens never forget that you have a peach of my heart forever!
  • Wow I love your artwork. It is for sure an orange-inal!
  • Just relax and we will have a great time. I have already oranged everything for our trip!
  • Great job on your math test you did absolutely grape!
  • I am so glad we found each other honeydew you know how happy and complete you make me feel?
  • Thank you for the gift care. I apple-solutely appreciate it in this time of need!
  • It’s not too much work, don’t cherry-pick your tasks.
  • If I haven’t said it recently never forget that I will always cherry-ish you!
  • Thank you for the flowers. You are so cherry sweet.
  • Don’t worry about what anyone else thinks you are absolutely pear-fect just the way you are!
  • If you want me to eat healthy then you need to practice what you peach.
  • Wow you got me coffee this morning? You are so sweet, thank you so berry much!
  • Girl I just have to tell you that if you were a piece of fruit you would totally be a fine-apple!
  • Never forget that I am always going to be grateful for our one of a kind friend ship!
  • Hope I am not being too forward but wow what a great pair of melons you have
  • Wow we have not seen each other since high school! Orange you glad to finally see me again?
  • When ordering at the juice bar, squeeze the day!
  • Don’t worry the test is no fig deal.
  • They told him not to drive the car, but he didn’t kiwi
  • I am so glad we have this class together so we could meet each other. I am so glad we are friends orange you?
  • Be careful not to accent-peel-y trip over that!
  • Oh my gosh my husband got me a vacuum for my birthday that man doesn’t guava clue what I like.
  • Boy I just have to tell you olive you forever and always.
  • You only live once squeeze the day.

And there you have it – 92 servings of sweet, humorous fruiticana, ready to be devoured! We’ve cherry-picked the ripest jokes, peeled back the layers of sly humor, and squeezed out all the punny goodness just for you. So whether you have an appetite for apples, a penchant for peaches, or a craving for coconuts, we trust you had a berry good time laughing your peels off. Remember, flavor is temporary but a good fruit pun… now that’s grape fun that never spoils!