57 Clever Hat Puns That Will Cap-tivate Your Humour

If you’re thinking of investing in a new set of giggles, look no further. This compendium of 57 topper-themed witticisms is tailor-made to tickle your funny bonnet. The theme? Hats, those marvelous head-huggers that keep us warm, shaded, and often express our personalities way better than an overpriced T-shirt! It’s like a comedy club condensed down into your favorite fedora, delivery laughs as rapid as a rabbit pulled out of a top hat.

Our hat humor is presented in a broad-brimmed assortment ranging from rib-tickling puns to quips that might just make you giggle like a school kid spotting someone with a lampshade on their head at a party. Trust us, you’ll want to hold onto your hats for this one because the joy of these cap-adorned jests will tip your scales of jollity over the edge! Venture forth, you brave humor hatter, and discover how we’ve weaved laughter right into the fabric of your favorite headgear.

What do you call a hat that is frequently online? A cyber-hat.
Why did the bell ringer wear a can on his head on Christmas? He said it was a merry can.
Why did the pants on pilgrims frequently fall down? They wore their belt buckle on their hat.
Why did the hat get promoted? It kept going a head in the office.
Why was the hat great at performances? It always knew when to cap-ture the moment.
Why was the hat a great diplomat? It knew how to cap an agreement.
Why did the sailing shop sell so few hats? Because their hats keps cap-sizing.
What’s another name for Manhattan? The village of crazy hat people.
An ex-nun continues to wear a hat and a nun outfit when out and about. When asked why she said it’s a habit I picked up.
Why was the hat into meditation? It was trying to find its inner peace and cap.
Why were people at public executions required to wear a hat? Because when the guillotine came down they would be properly decapitated.
What do the simplers thinkers have in common? They think nothing more than the hat on their head.
Why was the beret a brilliant artist? It was always ahead in ab-straw-ct art.
Why are people using hat tags on social media but nobody is buying hats?
“What’s the country with the most hats? ” asked a student. “You should know this, ” said the teacher, “Hatiti! ”
Why was the hat a brilliant detective? It knew how to cap-ture a scene.
A group of students was in the computer lab and their instructor chided them for not taking their hats off. They replied they couldn’t. The caps lock was on.
What did the hat say to the tie? You can hang around if you want, I’m going on a head.
Scientists have developed a new hat that allows you to communicate your thoughts telepathically. They call it a chatbox.
Why did the hat go to school? It wanted to raise its cap-acity for knowledge.
When told the Academy Awards was going old school and every presenter had to wear a top hat, which presenter bowed out? Anne Anne Hat – away!
How much is a toupe asked the salesmen? “$400” the salesman replied. “I’ll pass, ” said the man. “A hat makes a better toupee and can be bought for $20”.
Why did the hat join the police force? It heard they were looking for cap-tains.
Why did the city require every person with disabilities to wear a hat? So that the public could see that they were handi – capped.
India has a new politician who always wears a baseball cap. His name is Mahatma Gandhi.
Why was the hat a terrible cook? It always over capped the spices.
Where do frogs who go to school stash their coats and hats? In the croak room.
At the zoo they have a special section of lions who wear hats. They call it the Dandy Lion exhibit.
Why hats don’t need to diet? Because they are always in cap shape.
Why was the baseball cap a good reporter? Because it always covered the head line.
Why did the hat go to therapy? Because it couldn’t handle the toque of the town.
Why did the hat attend the business meeting? It was part of the head management team.
What do you call a man who goes outside without a hat? A hot head.
Why was the hat so good in the race? It always cap-ped off to an early lead.
Why do Jewish people wear yarmulkes? Because some of them are cheap and the propellers at the top cost extra.
Paleontologists have just discovered a new dinosaur that wore cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. They are calling it a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why does our best hockey player wear a hat not a helmet? He wants to score a hat-trick.
Why did the cowboy hat file a complaint against the baseball hat? It felt brim-med.
A magician in Las Vegas has a most unusual act. He pulls his top hat out of a bunny.
Why do many people who wear hats have terrible haircuts? Because they refuse to take their hats off for anyone.
Science has at long answered the question who wears the largest hats. Those who have the largest heads.
Why don’t hats get lost? Because they always stay on top.
What do you call a cap that can play music? A radio hat-active piece.
Why did the hat bring sunscreen? Because it thought the sun viser was not enough.
Who’s the best tennis player in the world? Many hat lovers say it’s Roger Fedora.
What’s another name for a computer hacker? A black hat.
What’s a good way to avoid being sad? Imagine a rhinoceros trying to wear a hat.
Why was the laptop wearing a hat? Because it wanted to keep its Caps Lock on.
On my birthday my friend gave me a bowler hat. It didn’t work though. My bowling average is still terrible.
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on a head.
Did you hear about the hat that went to prison? It was a hardened cap.
Why did the chef wear a hat? He didn’t want to stir-fry his hair.
Why was the snowman wearing a hat? He didn’t want any one to see his ice bald spot.
Why are hats coming back in style? Because the price of rogaine is out of this world.
An auto company developed a new car where the trunk of the car looks like the bill of a baseball cap. They call it a hat-chback!
Why does a hat think it’s better than a bra? A bra has twice as much to lift while a hat goes on ahead.
Why were the five Mexicans sad? They were all wearing somber-eros.

We hope these 57 pun-tastic hat jokes left you brimming with laughter and cap-tivated your funny bone! Remember, just like a hat crowns your ensemble, never forget to crown your day with a healthy dose of pun-filled humor. Continue topping off every conversation with these hat ticklers and keep the mood cap-solutely delightful. So, whether you’re a milliner with a penchant for mirth or a cap connoisseur shining a light on levity, let these clever jests be the feather in your cap for humor!

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